Hey Rick, you don't have to make it obvious you're happy you don't have a kid

[Clint Ruin]

 

[captain_kamala]

he's so shallow he can't imagine anything more satisfying than not having to share his toys and time and money. he really lucked out in the barren wife department.

 

[guest]

It is pretty great

 

[guest]

We should be rejoicing that Patrick doesn't want kids. He'd have them on hormones or try to make them gay/trans for good boy points.

 

[Heyfellas]

Having a kid is such hard work but becoming a father has made me such a better person and really put things into perspective.

Fuck Patrick and all the other genetic dead ends who think they’re superior.

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s super cool to have a life devoid of meaning, and then when you die and your family throws your Star Wars toys in a dumpster it’s like you never existed. Very fulfilling you fat faggot.

 

[fusciasomething]

Another twitter screenshot where I hate everyone involved.

 

[guest]

It’s super cool to have a life devoid of meaning, and then when you die and your family throws your Star Wars toys in a dumpster it’s like you never existed. Very fulfilling you fat faggot.

Exactly, like in About Schmidt when he sees his life's "work" in the trash lol, hopefully his collectibles are sold by Tyrone at a garage sale for fiddy cents apiece.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

This Schultz guy is a total fag and is likely projecting his anxieties about being a manlet failure here, but he looks like 25-30 or so? Fat is 42. Schultz still has some time to grow up and settle into adulthood.

Fatty Tubkins is a baked cake, yet still proud of his disastrous existence. What else do you have going on, Fat? You literally tweet all day, every day, and claim you are “too busy” for kids. Have kids or don’t, but the too busy excuse is simply the crutch of the lazy and immature. Top level surgeons have kids, and they work like 15 hour days, you fat layabout. Just admit you are lazy and don’t want sticky kid hands all over your TV room nerf guns.

 

[Mike Glyer]

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Make sure to get those updoots from your fellow Twitter freaks, faggot. Kids are a commitment but mine are the highlight of my days. I actually look forward to seeing their faces on my way home from work. They've turned me into a soft, emotional bitch at times. Planning on having 2-3 more.

The fact that he liked this comment after abandoning his daughter...it gets repeated a lot but this is seriously what makes him a detestable human being and fully shows his fucked up brain. I have a friend going through a divorce and was daydreaming about only seeing my kids on the weekends, missing a ton of time watching them grow, and how fucking depressed I would be. I would never get that time back. This fucking piece of shit feels nothing for his child accept relief that she is not his responsibility. What a fucking detestable, fat, pathetic asshole.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

It'd be different if he held this as a conviction but you can't decide parenthood is shitty after already bringing a child into the world. Praise the Lord for Jon Snyder saving ade from this shit stain.

 

[EraGodless]

And at the same time he wants to tell others how to raise and educate their kids. The hypocrisy is the worst part--

I hope Annabelle one day finds her "way home," and bludgeons Patrick to death.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

If only Pat didnt have a daughter that he was too scared to parent. He is such a horrible person.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If you’re a man and you post a picture of yourself sipping from a straw, you’re a faggot.

 

[guest]

It'd be different if he held this as a conviction but you can't decide parenthood is shitty after already bringing a child into the world. Praise the Lord for Jon Snyder saving ade from this shit stain.

In all seriousness it isn't a conviction, to say you don't want kids, it's a self indulgence to your childishness. Most none kid having people are insufferable douche bags, that take shitty trips, too many selfies, eat out in more places, more often, so less better places, and they elevate their possessions to family, like Pat and his Susan. Not having kids doesn't make you a loser, planning deliberately to not, for the average person, does make you a loser.

 

[guest]

In all seriousness it isn't a conviction, to say you don't want kids, it's a self indulgence to your childishness. Most none kid having people are insufferable douche bags, that take shitty trips, too many selfies, eat out in more places, more often, so less better places, and they elevate their possessions to family, like Pat and his Susan. Not having kids doesn't make you a loser, planning deliberately to not, for the average person, does make you a loser.

Your words are hurtful

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Top level surgeons have kids, and they work like 15 hour days, you fat layabout. Just admit you are lazy and don’t want sticky kid hands all over your TV room nerf guns.

I'm not even shitting on Pat here; it's just something I've been thinking about because so many in my generation talk about the "busy" thing. It seems literally (actually using that word right) every Fortune 500 CEO or 4 Star General have kids.

Odd.

I'm assuming people get that internally.

 

[wbgreen]

It’s super cool to have a life devoid of meaning, and then when you die and your family throws your Star Wars toys in a dumpster it’s like you never existed. Very fulfilling you fat faggot.

Family? Die? More like social worker has to throw them away when he's sent to spend the last ten years of his life in a state run nursing home.

 

[guest]

We should be rejoicing that Patrick doesn't want kids. He'd have them on hormones or try to make them gay/trans for good boy points.

Exactly. On some level Fat knows it too. He imagines being a father to four kids would be a terrible life because it would be for him. He'd be a horrendous father and even more miserable than he already is. Thank God for Jon Snyder and Niki's Sahara-like womb.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Your words are hurtful

Boomia throwing lots of shade and commas around.

I honestly don't care if people don't have kids. Having kids when you don't want them isn't fair to anyone in that situation. Have a bunch of friends who don't plan to have any. But I don't go around talking about how their lives much feel so shallow and how my lifestyle is so much better. Typically cunty, insecure projection from these #ChildFree types. You are trying to convince yourself that you didn't make a mistake so you post on social media shitting on people with kids.

Take a look at Pat's life and the people in the pictures that were posted from the most recent convention. Now remember that dude is shitting on people with families because hahaha kids suck, amirite? Faggots. Also, my wife and I chose to have kids and have very well-paying careers. We pay for daycare and still do great vacations every year and have a nice home and cars and whatever else we want. Most of these dbags harp on the cost of children because they are incapable of personal success let alone juggling that with raising children.