Hey paul, if you kill yourself you wont have to experience any more birthdays. Just saying.

[captain_kamala]

 

[peckafacce]

He’s finally right about something. Nobody cares about his birthday

 

[RaggotFetard]

I can’t believe this is a middle aged man. He needs to be culled.

 

[guest]

"Trolls ruin my birthday"

Le ribbily diddily.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Nobody should care about your birthday past 7th grade or so. Maybe for 21 and 40 but that’s about it.

 

[PickleRickle]

Holy shit what a fuckin' retard. The last time I gave a shit about gettin' older was when I turned 19.

 

[whippinghuskies]

What a pathetic loser.

 

[Udders]

A man in his mid-50s complaining about birthdays and trolls. It's over, give it up Paul.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nice try, nigger troll. If Paul kills himself, everyday will be his birthday because he will be burning in hell.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

When is his birthday?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

That's the gayest thing I've ever read and I've read @Sue Lightning 's posts.

 

[Brooke Shields]

What age did they stop making any comment about you having a birthday?

I'm trying to remember if it still happened in high school, like there'd be a teacher or two who'd be so dumb-ass girl-minded to make a note of it for the entire class.


There's definitely a point in your life where even just mentioning "Oh it's actually my birthday next month/that week" is a rare occurrence cause it's so much of a Who Gives a Fuck that it's not even worth bringing up unless you're doing something interesting

 

[VizioDash]

middle aged

This is the most kind and generous thing anyone has ever said about Paul.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Nobody should care about your birthday past 7th grade or so. Maybe for 21 and 40 but that’s about it.

You don’t have a three day birthday weekend?

I’m so sorry, Uncle Sink.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's a little thing

No wonder Paul's so depressed.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

How does he still pal around with that community that sold him out to the chinks?

 

[Steve Ramone]

I wish he'd finger his asshole with a sword.

 

[JamieConway]

I literally forgot my own birthday last year until someone called me that afternoon. It means nothing past 21.

 

[guest]

How does he still pal around with that community that sold him out to the chinks?

I got nowhere else to gooo