Hey Pat I have a book idea for ya

[FrogmanKurlan]

The Outlaw Josey Wells… IN SPACE.
A very hack idea yes, but he can use it as another way to virtue signal.
The book that the movie was based on was written by Asa Earl Carter. Carter was something of a fire brand himself co-authoring George Wallace’s speech “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever.”
So Pat all you gotta do is take the story this evil white man wrote and make all the characters gay/POC, and boom dude you might finally be able to #PayQuasi

 

[Brooke Shields]

I could probably write a semi-biographical book about Patrick. Thing is I don't know how I'd end it. I mean, I know how I would end it, but it's up to Pat

 

[N64 Cube]

He did you one better! Dinosaurs….on Mars!!!

 

[Raymond]

"Dinosaurs... on MARS"

Makes you want to get a Twitter account just to tell him to kill himself

 

[guest]

"Dinosaurs... on MARS"

Makes you want to get a Twitter account just to tell him to kill himself

I made an account a while back just to say "You're such a fucking faggot dude." He oinked pretty good afterwards.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The Fatslob Barely Male

 

[guest]

He did you one better! Dinosaurs….on Mars!!!

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Faggots... On TWITTER!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks he is being silly but he was just being unoriginal again.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The Fatslob Barely Male

The Man with No Daughter

 

[guest]

The Man with No Daughter

For a Few Donuts More

 

[guest]

The Man with No Daughter

I forgot about the prequel....

A Fist Full of Micropenis

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Pat must have been very disappointed to find out that there was no spaghetti actually apart of any of these movies

 

[Meownaw]

Bring Me the Head of Fetichini Alfredo
True Grits
Whale Rider

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

NoGymGo
Redmeat Harvest by Dashiell Hamgut

 

[guest]

Tombstone (pizza)
Wyatt Burp
The Good, the Fat and the Niki

 

[potatopeeler63]

Are you feelin chubby, punk?

Heart attack ridge

Bronco piggy

space fatboys

$125,000 baby

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

The Searchers(oh not his daughter, but his checkmark)

 

[guest]

Fat Slobfuck Fake Author part 3

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

True Grits

Or in Pat's case, Grew Tits