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Looks like Pat got his wife a succulent arrangement for Valentines day.
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Hey everyone we got a succulent update that nobody asked for!
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Reading “succulent” in his faggot lisp makes me want to commit mass murder.
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Nice feminine plants, stupid lesbian.
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God these loser nerd types are desperate to belong, theres always some type of club or league. Everything is done with a view to showing it off online and not because they just enjoy something. Its always a forced irony hobby with them too, "no no crocheting is cool, yeah I cultivate bonsai"
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^unnecessary
don't worry guys I DM'd him
don't worry guys I DM'd him
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What a fat retard. If I brought my wife home a succulent for V day she would throw it at my head. Get flowers, stupid.
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" But these wont be dead by next week"
I would put good money on that he said that.
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I know one thing that he DIDN'T get her for Valentine's Day!
Penis in vagina intercourse.
Penis in vagina intercourse.
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Succulent and Nikki should never be used in the same sentence.
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Most women who crochet are fat and/or ugly, and end up living in a shabby trailer instead of the cabin they planned on building.
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Tbf, he also gave her the Big D. She was creamin' for him.
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He's into things
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I wonder what the two lovely ladiessssss from Guinnesssssssss think of these ssssucculentssssssss
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Succulents are for idiots like myself who can’t keep other plants alive. The only other plant I’ve ever been able to keep alive is my cunty Venus fly trap.
Pat is an idiot
Pat is an idiot