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Go to the blackest neighborhood you can find and say to the first black person you see, “Excuse me, Mr. Negro gentlemen. Might I trouble you for directions where one might procure some Adderall?”
There is such a shortage on Adderall that the Mexican cartels are not only making fake pills out of meth and selling them on the streets. But they are actually getting them into pharmacies and hospitals. I would imagine that this practice is routine in China as well. And likely had already made its way to the U.S. and other first world countries.9/10 times its pill press made with low dose Meth or chinese amphetamines but if you can send someone bitcoin they will have it in your mailbox in days.
there's only a shortage because of production quotas from the DEA/FDA, combined with the fact so many more people are using it recently - exacerbated by telemedicine - people are straight-up using it as a performance enhancer; streamers / podcasters, writers, etc. In some work environments people need it just to compete or even keep-up.There is such a shortage on Adderal
Millions of children and adults are prescribed stimulants for either ADHD or narcolepsy, and shortages can derail their academic and professional careers.
I can’t explain why but she looks like a Ukrainian refugee
It straight up says “no meth” then underneath “small amount of ice”NO METH
it is meth, lol.
It's amphetamines and dextroamphetamines. It's really splitting hairs to say "there's no METHamphetamines in it!"It straight up says “no meth” then underneath “small amount of ice”
1. Because my name means dog in Flaviaspeak (my name is mocking some dumb conspiracy Boq had about kiwi nulls alt accounts once) and your dog is much cuter than the wiki how dog I had before.
I’m in your American lake Zoom group meetings I know that’s a damn lieI’m sober; wouldn’t know
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