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Hey druggies

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I can send you plenty of links that will literally mail it to you within a week. 9/10 times its pill press made with low dose Meth or chinese amphetamines but if you can send someone bitcoin they will have it in your mailbox in days. Ive never ordered adderall off the internet but ive seen it offered plenty.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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Go to the blackest neighborhood you can find and say to the first black person you see, “Excuse me, Mr. Negro gentlemen. Might I trouble you for directions where one might procure some Adderall?”


The best part is actually the tangential tag scene at the end..."Hands up where I can see 'em, slut!"
 
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LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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9/10 times its pill press made with low dose Meth or chinese amphetamines but if you can send someone bitcoin they will have it in your mailbox in days.
There is such a shortage on Adderall that the Mexican cartels are not only making fake pills out of meth and selling them on the streets. But they are actually getting them into pharmacies and hospitals. I would imagine that this practice is routine in China as well. And likely had already made its way to the U.S. and other first world countries.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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There is such a shortage on Adderal
there's only a shortage because of production quotas from the DEA/FDA, combined with the fact so many more people are using it recently - exacerbated by telemedicine - people are straight-up using it as a performance enhancer; streamers / podcasters, writers, etc. In some work environments people need it just to compete or even keep-up.

[some article]:
Millions of children and adults are prescribed stimulants for either ADHD or narcolepsy, and shortages can derail their academic and professional careers.

I'm not against it, but having your needs entwined with government is always risky.
 

midwit

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I hear ya OP. For about a year I've been debating doctor-shopping for a script versus dark web. Annoyance and lots of copay's versus might die a horrid death.

In the end I settle on rejecting performance enhancers in favor of mediocrity and apathy.
 

cachorro

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Why are u using my dog as your pfp

















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1. Because my name means dog in Flaviaspeak (my name is mocking some dumb conspiracy Boq had about kiwi nulls alt accounts once) and your dog is much cuter than the wiki how dog I had before.

2. Please tell your girlfriend I enjoyed looking at that security camera footage of her tasty little body.
 
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