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Heterosexual
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he is so very pleased with himself
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Actual tough guy
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The look of disgust on her face is perfect
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Don't gays wear their wedding ring on their right hands?
Strange that Jenna wasn't available.
Strange that Jenna wasn't available.
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"What is that queer doing?"
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I bet he demanded that the dog sit on his lap.
Pat: "Ooh, a doggo! Come here little doggo!" *places dog on lap*
Hairdresser: "Haha, yeah... do you want to put her down so I can get started?"
Pat: "Oh honey, no. She's my little doggo friend!" *grabs and shakes dog too hard*
Dog: *whimpers*
Pat: "Teeheeheeheehee she loves me, I gotta get pictures of this for the guys. My friends who I party with."
Hairdresser: "I just don't really want my dog getting covered in hair..."
Pat: "No, sweetie, it's okay. I don't mind."
Hairdresser: "N-.... Fine. Whatever."
Pat: "Ooh, a doggo! Come here little doggo!" *places dog on lap*
Hairdresser: "Haha, yeah... do you want to put her down so I can get started?"
Pat: "Oh honey, no. She's my little doggo friend!" *grabs and shakes dog too hard*
Dog: *whimpers*
Pat: "Teeheeheeheehee she loves me, I gotta get pictures of this for the guys. My friends who I party with."
Hairdresser: "I just don't really want my dog getting covered in hair..."
Pat: "No, sweetie, it's okay. I don't mind."
Hairdresser: "N-.... Fine. Whatever."
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He really sees a non-fat handsome man when he looks in the mirror.
It really is sickening.
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I hope nobody sent her inappropriate texts that made her never want to deal with Rick again. That would be very unfortunate.
Hi Pat
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How much do you wanna bet that she had to hear his sob story about his evil first wife rehoming his dogs against his explicit wishes?
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It's a mirror-image.
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Do da bit
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In my defense, I did mull over if I needed to do da bit or not.
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We know the truth. "His" dogs did what dogs do. They followed the alpha, namely the one with the comical bulge in his pants.
