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I bet he demanded that the dog sit on his lap.

Pat: "Ooh, a doggo! Come here little doggo!" *places dog on lap*

Hairdresser: "Haha, yeah... do you want to put her down so I can get started?"

Pat: "Oh honey, no. She's my little doggo friend!" *grabs and shakes dog too hard*

Dog: *whimpers*

Pat: "Teeheeheeheehee she loves me, I gotta get pictures of this for the guys. My friends who I party with."

Hairdresser: "I just don't really want my dog getting covered in hair..."

Pat: "No, sweetie, it's okay. I don't mind."

Hairdresser: "N-.... Fine. Whatever."
 
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