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He’s absolutely broken down

Torque’sHeadBump

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Joseph has maybe 10 more years left, and this cruise took half of that.

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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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AMEX Centurion lounges fucking suck and are always fucking packed. Fuck you and your little “reserved” cards. This table is reserved for who? This isn’t a fucking restaurant. The Dominican who puts the food out is never going to notice or care that I’m sitting in one of your precious reserved tables

I am downgrading my platinum card this year. Too fucking expensive and I don’t travel enough anymore.

The fact that Joe Cumia has one is exactly why you shouldn’t waste your time on going to their lounges.
 
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AMEX Centurion lounges fucking suck and are always fucking packed. Fuck you and your little “reserved” cards. This table is reserved for who? This isn’t a fucking restaurant. The Dominican who puts the food out is never going to notice or care that I’m sitting in one of your precious reserved tables

I am downgrading my platinum card this year. Too fucking expensive and I don’t travel enough anymore.

The fact that Joe Cumia has one is exactly why you shouldn’t waste your time on going to their lounges.
I love that Joe has one. A $700 annual fee and how many times a year does he travel? 3 or 4 times? Yeah, nice financial investment, stupid.
 
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I've never been to a lounge. You can #Ruiz there for free? They got any other cool shit?
Pretty much. They've got food and drinks. You get in by either flying international in business or having a card like Joe. The ones you get access to with a card are almost always packed and not worth it, the airline specific ones are usually better; they're nicer and less packed.

The nicest one I've been in was the Al Mourjan lounge in Doha, Qatar.
 

TorqueWheeler

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AMEX Centurion lounges fucking suck and are always fucking packed. Fuck you and your little “reserved” cards. This table is reserved for who? This isn’t a fucking restaurant. The Dominican who puts the food out is never going to notice or care that I’m sitting in one of your precious reserved tables

I am downgrading my platinum card this year. Too fucking expensive and I don’t travel enough anymore.

The fact that Joe Cumia has one is exactly why you shouldn’t waste your time on going to their lounges.
I think the Platinum card has some good benefits with the concierge service but I do also travel a lot for work. Would never get an AMEX black card though but I do have the Visa.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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It's NOT just a bar. It's the AMERICAN Express Centurion Lounge 🇬🇧🇺🇸✈️. It's for platinum card holders ONLY! 👍🤠♥️🤍💙

Ps drinks are free and he's got 3 hours to fill his boots. This could be great.
If he misses his flight because he is too hammered it would be the cherry on top
 
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