Here's my impression of Buffalo Bill if he was British

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Would you Rodger me? I'd Rodger me.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It puts the feckin' lotion in the feckin' basket or it gets the 'ose again, it does.
DON'T YEW 'URT ME FECKIN DAG INNIT!

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

*British guy throws cum on lady*

That was me being the guy in the jail who threw his semen on Jodie Foster

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

wots all dis silence wif da lamms guv

 

[guest]

Oi put another shrimp on the barbie!

 

[Brooke Shields]

"Oh wait, wus she a great big fat lassie?"

 

[johnnynoname]

Lucky Lisp was not wasted on this Buffalo Bill guy

 

[johnnynoname]

you're all dead to me

 

[wbgreen]

Pardon love, I think it' be Bugger rather than Rodger.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Was she a right big stone of a person?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What's with all the silence? Why don't they say baaa or something

 

[chocolatehellhole]

No vocaroo? Fffff uuuuuuu

 

[Turk February]

Would you Rodger me? I'd Rodger me.

Why is this not pinned and archived?

 

[Dusty Dan]

Would you shag me?

Was she a big fatty-boom-batty?

I fried and ate his liver with a tin of Heinz and a nice pint of Wife Beater.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Are you about a size 16?"

(In the UK, the US size 14 is classified as size 16. )

 

[SensibleKeks]

Here's my impression of Abe Vigoda in the Godfather if he were Japanese.

"Tom forgivanuss prease"

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

"You know how quickly the lads found you... all those tedious bits of how's your father in the back seats of their lorries... while you could only custard cream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Yard innit.
- Chalk and cheese, blud. Glass houses, innit, blud ?"

 

[guest]

No vocaroo? Fffff uuuuuuu

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[chocolatehellhole]

 

[guest]

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What the hell do I know. Just give me a container of coffee etc