Here's another thing that really grinds my gears...

[chiquita banana]

What's with all these people on YouTube that need to tell you "I am listening to this song in ___ year because so and so podcast you've never heard of brought me here! Anyone else??!!" And it's literally the highest ranked comment at the top.

"The first time I heard this song I was at my prom in 1982 and..." SHUT UP BITCH!!!

Now my phone is even gayer because it got stolen and I had to buy a new one and it LITERALLY has to show me the comments on the screen changing from idiots. As if there wasn't enough clutter already!!

Edit: Quasi, fix this!!!

 

[musTARD]

@Anthony's Lime Rickey fucking hates you

 

[aRTie02150]

Anytime someone does the "I first heard this song in 19xx" line I make sure to reply and say I heard it the year before.

If they're specific and say the month and year, I'll say I heard it a month before them.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

What's with all these people on YouTube that need to tell you "I am listening to this song in ___ year because so and so podcast you've never heard of brought me here! Anyone else??!!" And it's literally the highest ranked comment at the top.

"The first time I heard this song I was at my prom in 1982 and..." SHUT UP BITCH!!!

Now my phone is even gayer because it got stolen and I had to buy a new one and it LITERALLY has to show me the comments on the screen changing from idiots. As if there wasn't enough clutter already!!

Edit: Quasi, fix this!!!

Anyone here still listening in 2024?!???

 

[PickleRickle]

Trying to listen to a cult classic, theres some faggot 20 year old in the comments (probably Sue Lightning) "Im only 20 years old and I want a yellow submarine, too!"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Black people react to hearing Nirvana for the first time! “Ohhhh shit nigga! Ohhh shiiitttttt! Dis nigga Kurt crazy for dis one!” I’ve never seen one but I can’t imagine it’s any different than what I just said.

 

[Suetonius]

Trying to listen to a cult classic, theres some faggot 20 year old in the comments (probably Sue Lightning) "Im only 20 years old and I want a yellow submarine, too!"

“Why do kids my age like these lil whateverthefuck cRAPPERS and not real unknown classics like Queen?”

 

[Voscabulary]

Black people react to hearing Nirvana for the first time! “Ohhhh shit nigga! Ohhh shiiitttttt! Dis nigga Kurt crazy for dis one!” I’ve never seen one but I can’t imagine it’s any different than what I just said.
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cobain's a rubbish singer, too. nirvana may genuinely be the most overrated band of all time

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

cobain's a rubbish singer, too. nirvana may genuinely be the most overrated band of all time

I recognize that I have shit taste in music but I could never stand them besides maybe “Rape Me” because that’s just funny.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Its up there with when a comment gets 2k likes and the person has to return a month later to edit it and say "EDIT: OMG I didn't think this would go viral! Thanks everyone!! "

Also somewhat similar, "As a <insert sports team> fan, <insert bland sports opinion>". Great thank you for validating your valuable opinion with your fandom

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Its up there with when a comment gets 2k likes and the person has to return a month later to edit it and say "EDIT: OMG I didn't think this would go viral! Thanks everyone!! "

Also somewhat similar, "As a <insert sports team> fan, <insert bland sports opinion>". Great thank you for validating your valuable opinion with your fandom

As an enormous faggot, I can attest to this.

 

[EraGodless]

Black people react to hearing Nirvana for the first time! “Ohhhh shit nigga! Ohhh shiiitttttt! Dis nigga Kurt crazy for dis one!” I’ve never seen one but I can’t imagine it’s any different than what I just said.
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It makes me irrationally angry.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Also somewhat similar, "As a <insert sports team> fan, <insert bland sports opinion>". Great thank you for validating your valuable opinion with your fandom

"As a fan of <X genre of music not featured in the video> I actually really like <song from Y genre of music as featured in the video>".

 

[Jenna]

God forbid youtube commentators get a small sense of community and togetherness because someone else is listening to "Running up that Hill" after hearing it on Stranger Things.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I used to listen to this song with [friend/relative] and then they died and this song makes me think about them

 

[RoTheHo69]

God forbid youtube commentators get a small sense of community and togetherness because someone else is listening to "Running up that Hill" after hearing it on Stranger Things.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I have Revanced so I turned comments and live chats off. PFG

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

@chiquita banana you seen any of the recent pictures of the Palestinian kids being burnt alive by Israeli ordinance? Pretty fawkin sexy

 

[StlakerFatti]

As a Patposter, i actually really like Off Topic discussion

 

[DanFielding]

“No profanity, no nudity, just pure talent.”