Here we go again: "SHOTS FIRED" in the hovel

[BudDickman]

MKE Police Department Call Logs

MKE Police Department Call Logs

 

[SFWA liaison]

sus that you'd check a day later with no indication from the swine

 

[guest]

Wait what...
This happened last night and he didn't oink about it yet?


LOL he was so mad the first one backfired that he swatted himself again just to see if the officers lisTed to his instrucTions. Boy is he fat.

 

[BudDickman]

@ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque, better ask Alivia if anything happened last night at 9:30.

 

[Snake]

Alivia the MVP needs to come through again.

 

[NoBacon]

Early reports indicate kiwifarms user 1997 Toyota Tacoma has once more claimed full responsibility

 

[FatPatsBaps]

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!

 

[BudDickman]

sus that you'd check a day later with no indication from the swine

I check the call logs constantly now. I even wrote a script that scrapes all the call logs searching for his addresses, and that's how I found out he's called the police 13 times since this whole thing started:

Comprehensive list of police calls to the hovel

I'm trying to milk the "MPD call logs" bit for all it's worth, so here are all the police calls to the hovel since Norm/11: https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-04-20 https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191100975 https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-05-14...

new.onaforums.net

 

[guest]

@ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque, better ask Alivia if anything happened last night at 9:30.

She ghosted me. Sniff.

Edit: just hit her up omg hahahaha. Tune in Sunday at 8pm.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Alright this isn’t us nor Pat. @TorqueStoreJ @Gay Faggot - I concede defeat.

Pat - You have a new/different enemy. Even @covidcumia would have fessed up by now.

 

[Jenna]

Is he even home? I thought he went to CONvergeance for the weekend.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Is he even home? I thought he went to CONvergeance for the weekend.

I hope a diligent neighbor has a Voice Memo of Niki freaking out.

 

[BudDickman]

Yeah, one of the reasons I suspected self-swatting was the lack of repeat occurrence. But this makes me think it's genuine. Anyway, get ready for another Twitter thread.

 

[Meownaw]

I hope a diligent neighbor has a Voice Memo of Niki freaking out.

THREE GOD DAMN BRYCEEEEEEE CANYOOOON

 

[FatPatsBaps]

She ghosted me. Sniff.

Edit: just hit her up omg hahahaha. Tune in Sunday at 8pm.

Will it be a three hour podcast? I don't think I can maintain a boner for that long.

 

[guest]

Fawwwwkin hell whoever is doing it isn't even current on pat, they should have known he was at yet another convention

 

[AntSucks]

In on Page 1. We love the Milwaukee PD. Please, if you're reading this investigate the supposed bomb threat that Pat claimed that happened at Penguicon but the hotel denies.

 

[guest]

Alright this isn’t us nor Pat. @TorqueStoreJ @Gay Faggot - I concede defeat.

Pat - You have a new/different enemy. Even @covidcumia would have fessed up by now.

1997 Toyota Tacoma can’t keep getting away with this!

 

[guest]

Will it be a three hour podcast? I don't think I can maintain a boner for that long.

Try bringing something to the table before telling me how to run my show.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

God, it's me Al. I know we don't talk much, but please, if you're listening, please let this be pat calling in false police reports.