Help I got a Asian chick pregnat

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

I was drunk and on freaking Bumbler lol and I met this chick where she was all "Im gonna get knocked up' but she didn't

Sike not really it's off when Dougie posted that one time! Haha

 

[Cugine]

Great take on Dougie's signature bit. Killed it as usual Josh

Can you try and upcycle the signature bit of another recently departed forum member?

Going to hang up and listen!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

A little chops-busting with my morning coffee? TGIF am i right or am i wrong

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Josh Goodnaturedly raped me. To his credit he was gentle and told some amusing lighthearted jokes after

 

[Dog Eater]

Josh comes to Offtopic to jerk our jigglies haha

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

A little chops-busting with my morning coffee? TGIF am i right or am i wrong

Hey if you're wrong....then I don't want to be frigging right! not that anybody ever accused me of THAT before! haha

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

Josh Goodnaturedly raped me. To his credit he was gentle and told some amusing lighthearted jokes after

Hey admin ban THIS freaking fibber! Haha

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

Josh comes to Offtopic to jerk our jigglies haha

Hey I gotta come in here and ruffle some feathers more like feather boas in this place, right ladies?! Haha

 

[Dennyislife]

I have a friend who legitimately knocked up a Thai prostitute. He came back to England and has to work two jobs to send money to them to stop her going back on the game. She probably is regardless. He now has a lot he rarely sees who is being raised by a literal prostitute.

She came over here once and would often be seen hanging around the local army barracks.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I have a friend who legitimately knocked up a Thai prostitute. He came back to England and has to work two jobs to send money to them to stop her going back on the game. She probably is regardless. He now has a lot he rarely sees who is being raised by a literal prostitute.

She came over here once and would often be seen hanging around the local army barracks.

That's hilarious. The Louis Theroux episode on Thai brides is one of the best he did.

 

[Turk February]

I thought you impregnated an Asian chick but then it turned out you didn't. What a ride this has been

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Oh you rib buster

 

[AliceWorquer]

I have a friend who legitimately knocked up a Thai prostitute. He came back to England and has to work two jobs to send money to them to stop her going back on the game. She probably is regardless. He now has a lot he rarely sees who is being raised by a literal prostitute.

She came over here once and would often be seen hanging around the local army barracks.

Why did she have his contact details? That seems like a real rookie mistake. Are you sure he's not just fallen victim to a scam?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait, Cakehorn's gone?

 

[Dennyislife]

Why did she have his contact details? That seems like a real rookie mistake. Are you sure he's not just fallen victim to a scam?

I think he got a DNA. It got a little bit 90 day ish I think with online contact etc. I haven't actually seen him in a decade. He was a brother of a friend and worked behind the bar as one of his jobs so I can't come out and say everything with certainty.

 

[guest]

Great take on Dougie's signature bit. Killed it as usual Josh

Can you try and upcycle the signature bit of another recently departed forum member?

Going to hang up and listen!

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Lotta fawkin issues with that guy

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Wait, Cakehorn's gone?

Kinda.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Josh with the timely callbacks! Truly a master of his craft, the craft of taking names and busting stones hahahahahahaha