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[Opesterino]

We call it the Polish hammer around these parts .

 

[fricklefrackle]

Never thought we'd end up here, yet here we are.

 

[captain_kamala]

i'm acab until they put the pig in cuffs then i'm all for it

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Bomb threat? Come on piggy. Also he says it’s the 3rd time we “swatted” him yet the only other interaction with police was the pepperoni incident. Piggy claimed to have been swatted long before Norm / 11 so he’s getting his lies mixed up.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

BDA really gonna do tha bit? What a scholar and a gentleman.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

The 2018 swatting never happened now?

Does he still claim Canyon Boykin called him? Or was that us pretending to be Rick pretending to be Canyon? Or did that call not happen at all now too?

'Hey Earl, we got any wars with Eurasia back there?'

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is the third time you've swatted us, stlaker

All of them happened. And you are guilty of all of them.

Has no idea who he's talking to and there's zero evidence tying anyone to those things anyway (half of which never happened).

Truly insane this fucker is. He thinks he can just say words and they become true.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Legend has it that as soon as Pat found out BDA was headed his way to Hooligans, Pat ran home (figuratively) and hid behind the blinds cowering in terror. #CanyonFact

 

[BudDickman]

The advance notice shit is what makes a genuine swatting completely unbelievable.

If anyone is stupid or drunk enough to say tell him that they'll swat him, then they'll also swat him at that moment, not create a reminder in their calendar to do it a week later.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

i'm acab until they put the pig in cuffs then i'm all for it

Really? You? Seems a little far fetched.

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

Legend has it that as soon as Pat found out BDA was headed his way to Hooligans, Pat ran home (figuratively) and hid behind the blinds cowering in terror. #CanyonFact

*#BRYCECanyonFact

 

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