Hell Thread gal makes a funny at Patrick's expense

[guest]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Abbey, while fat and ugly, seems like a good egg and was raised by Beatles fans. I can dig it.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It might be muscle. He's gotta be making gainz from all the chewing that mouth of his does. Porky's got the mandibular fortitude of a Christmas nutcracker.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The funny thing is that Patrick 'those are pecs not breasts, child' Tomlinson would unironically argue that's the case.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pretty wild that he went from looking like he was possibly ~30 years old to looking 45+ in 4 years.

 

[PeteRose]

Pretty wild that he went from looking like he was possibly ~30 years old to looking 45+ in 4 years.

i think we woke him up from his arrested development

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Those crooked ass shades fucking get me everytime! Looking good, pat!

 

[Harry Powell]

She’s a good egg

 

[Meownaw]

There are more stars......... than grains of sand

 

[RobertMewler]

2017 Pat: Hope
2021 Pat: Cope

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sometimes you wanna go/where everybody knows you're fat

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He looks like a bloated frog corpse in the 2021 pic, sure, but that 2017 pic with his soulless ugly eyes also makes me want to vomit. It’s abundantly clear that he is to be avoided at all costs…upsettingly unattractive eyes are nature’s STOP sign, warning sane and normal people not to engage with hideous freaks like Fat Pat.

It’s hilarious that he’s packed on such weight in the last four years but let’s not minimize his disgusting appearance in 2017 as well.

 

[Harry Powell]

He looks like a bloated frog corpse in the 2021 pic, sure, but that 2017 pic with his soulless ugly eyes also makes me want to vomit. It’s abundantly clear that he is to be avoided at all costs…upsettingly unattractive eyes are nature’s STOP sign, warning sane and normal people not to engage with hideous freaks like Fat Pat.

It’s hilarious that he’s packed on such weight in the last four years but let’s not minimize his disgusting appearance in 2017 as well.

The overall shape of his head is so disturbing. It’s like an ugly adult baby.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The overall shape of his head is so disturbing. It’s like an ugly adult baby.

He really does have an infant's head. The little poof of hair coming off the top really seal the deal.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

What a good egg, genuinely. I'd tell ya if I didn't laugh at her slam of our pig

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

The funny thing is that Patrick 'those are pecs not breasts, child' Tomlinson would unironically argue that's the case.

*pecks

 

[Stent]

Lovin' the Sam Roberts avatar calling out someone for being out of shape.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Anyone else find it odd that the gaps in his teeth widen as he gets fatter??

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

2017 Pat: Hope
2021 Pat: Cope

1980 (1980?!?!?) - 2022 Pat: Dope

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

2017 Pat: Hope
2021 Pat: Cope

2022 Pat: Rope