Hear that fellas? Pat has STORIES!!!

[It’s Meboe]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1522371714373537795

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

compellation

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I want to know how a “professional author” can’t spell “compilations”. Turn your fucking auto correct on you dullard. I’m not someone who thinks a college education = intelligence, but holy fuck I can’t make an argument with this monolithic stupidity.

 

[Phish]

Wish hed fall in a real hole and break his fat fucking snout.

 

[Phish]

I want to know how a “professional author” can’t spell “compilations”. Turn your fucking auto correct on you dullard. I’m not someone who thinks a college education = intelligence, but holy fuck I can’t make an argue against his monolithic stupidity.

The root word is in the damn word. COMPILE. COMPILATION. Tarded then tarded again! ReTarded!

 

[Meownaw]

I want to know how a “professional author” can’t spell “compilations”. Turn your fucking auto correct on you dullard. I’m not someone who thinks a college education = intelligence, but holy fuck I can’t make an argument against his monolithic stupidity.

More proof he disabled auto correct because it destroys his eggo.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

how red and flushed was that faggot's face when he lived in Florida

 

[Will Tate]

Anybody got Pat's "safe isn't my speed" and "fuck traffic laws" tweets?

 

[Brooke Shields]

To the guys who still text him, a nice bit idea would be some short and sweet
"Nice compellation you spelt wrong, stupid"(so he knows he spelt something wrong, otherwise he may not catch it)
followed buy "Now your followers think you're a moron who can't spell."

Does twitter have an edit button yet? Otherwise we'd have to see if he lets the idiots win and deletes then tweets it again

 

[based and white pilled]

He's into things and he has stories.

-Damian

 

[guest]

I want to know how a “professional author” can’t spell “compilations”. Turn your fucking auto correct on you dullard. I’m not someone who thinks a college education = intelligence, but holy fuck I can’t make an argument with this monolithic stupidity.

Of course you don’t need a degree to be a good writer (Cormac McCarthy, Quentin Tarantino etc) but you do need to read a lot. Fat's writing, spelling and own admissions tell us he doesn't read at all.

 

[RobertMewler]

Of course you don’t need a degree to be a good writer (Cormac McCarthy, Quentin Tarantino etc) but you do need to read a lot. Fat's writing, spelling and own admissions tell us he doesn't read at all.

He's admitted that he doesn't read the same book twice. Rereading a good book has tremendous merit; you pick up on nuances you overlooked the first time or even the second time. Not only that, it's fun to reenter the book's world for a bit of escapism. But Mama Raven's brilliant and gifted boy is a one-and-done clod with no literary curiosity. To him, it's "OK, got it." as he snaps the book shut.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He's admitted that he doesn't read the same book twice. Rereading a good book has tremendous merit; you pick up on nuances you overlooked the first time or even the second time. Not only that, it's fun to reenter the book's world for a bit of escapism. But Mama Raven's brilliant and gifted boy is a one-and-done clod with no literary curiosity. To him, it's "OK, got it." as he snaps the book shut.

I guarantee every book he reads, he's constantly thinking about how he can make it better. Of course he's only read like 2 books, Hunt for the Red October, which I've never heard of, and Hitchhikers Guide

 

[RobertMewler]

I guarantee every book he reads, he's constantly thinking about how he can make it better. Of course he's only read like 2 books, Hunt for the Red October, which I've never heard of, and Hitchhikers Guide

He's said in some interview he got into writing thanks to Douglas Adams and thought, 'I can do better than that!'. Reminder: He gave Hitchhiker's 4 stars, himself 5.

 

[NoBacon]

Here’s the real story, Patrick had to flee to Florida to avoid child molestation charges. He only returned when the heat was off.

That’s what I’ve seen online, anyway.

 

[guest]

Here’s the real story, Patrick had to flee to Florida to avoid child molestation charges. He only returned when the heat was off.

That’s what I’ve seen online, anyway.

It has also been alleged that while living in Florida he made his living by sneaking into hospices and end-of-life care facilities and forcing terminally ill old people to sign phony insurance policies. Some say he used their signatures to counterfeit wills leaving him their estates and possessions. Personally, I don't believe the last part. He would have fucked it up and got caught.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Here’s the real story, Patrick had to flee to Florida to avoid child molestation charges. He only returned when the heat was off.

That’s what I’ve seen online, anyway.

You know, I've read that online too. Must be some truth in that.

 

[Raymond]

Here’s the real story, Patrick had to flee to Florida to avoid child molestation charges. He only returned when the heat was off.

That’s what I’ve seen online, anyway.

Even when I disliked patposting, that instagram exchange made me howl. He literally said that he never went by the name John Fogerty and wasn't wanted for sex crimes against children.

 

[guest]

You know, I've read that online too. Must be some truth in that.

I mean what kind of sick fuck would make up something like that.

 

[guest]