He wants you to know that he is straight, again

[Ladynyahh]

But don't forget that he is into things.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'm like just this average straight white guy, you know?

 

[Raymond]

It's really boring to be straight, unlike being a colorful cocksucker.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Nobody describes themselves that way unless they’re hiding something.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Dubious claim of heterosexuality, overuse of commas then a picture of a wizard. A signature Pat tweet.

 

[HotDogJoe]

His "boring" is so hilariously transparent. It's OK to keep pointing out I'm straight as long as I insult myself while doing it *points to temple*

What an insecure fat cocksucker he is.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

But don't forget that he is into things.

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Signed Fatrick Tomlinson, cucked in first marriage, jealous of sex toys and too fat and drunk to fuck my closeted wife. With skill.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I don't understand, his deliberate, and constant, overuse, and misuse of, commas.

How'd he ever (1/2)

get published? (2/2)

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Wonder if Patrick ever got his asshole eaten

 

[DanFielding]

Wonder if Patrick ever got his asshole eaten

No woman, not even a disgusting slob like Nikki, would ever go near that mess. The stench is probably lethal.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine being this much of a faggot.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No woman, not even a disgusting slob like Nikki, would ever go near that mess. The stench is probably lethal.

Has to look like that guy Cuntfucker unfortunately kept posting.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nigger faggot

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Wonder if Patrick ever got his asshole eaten

Fatrick might jerk it to that fucking ghoul Brianna Wu (pictured here)

But he reeks of timid and awkward. Of course he says 'with skill' but it's insinuated Nikki ain't allowed dildos so I just reckon it's sweaty, red faced, gunt arranging missionary for 5/6 mins before he wilts inside her or has to stop because of his alcoholism, high blood pressure and very poor fitness every few weeks.

(My missus, who is slowly getting to understand how hilarious and hateable he is, reckons he's the kind of guy who leaves socks and tshirt on always, just rams fingers up you dry for a few mins, ignores your clit and says 'did you enjoy that?')

 

[Mike Glyer]

Might as well not even look over here, fellas. You'd be so bored with what you'd find hahaha. Ha. Haha...

Definitely hiding something and since he is lonely and addicted to social media, I guarantee it is out there to be found.

 

[RobertMewler]

Who shall not, let them, pass any of their high school classes.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Wonder if Patrick ever got his asshole eaten

Nikki would have to eat through layers of caked in feces

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

What a faggot