He truly is a delusional bum

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He mocks some chick playing guitar on YouTube (no doubt they get 10x the viewership of Moo), but doesn’t Joseph Cumia do the same thing? Instead of “I’m an attractive girl” it’s “I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother! Listen to me play this simple hack guitar riff, badly”

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

All this under layla's name hahahaha

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He hates seeing people making more money playing the guitar. He is stuck busking on the ferry for sushi money 7 days a week while people on youtube are making a real living doing far less. Joe knows he will never be able to take advantage of the easy money of the internet and he hates that. He cant even do a live stream without getting fucked with and even then he get like 5 viewer and most are trolling him. Funniest part is that gave her a view and added to her revenue while hating on her while he still is trying to get that power bill paid off.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Joe Cumia if he had tits:

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joe Cumia if he had tits:

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[HH Brother]

BEAUTIFUL little girls

 

[HotDogJoe]

There's no way that kid doesn't hate his fucking guts. Unless she's as brain dead as he is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

Those chicks are stupid whores but they all play better than him.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

After forty years of constant guitar noodling, Joe is, at best, a competent mimic, capable of figuring out the guitar parts of ancient classic rock chestnuts, and playing those parts with zero heart, soul or zazz. Fat-fingered, shortcut-reliant, sloppy, third-rate playing. No real band wants anything to do with him, he gets no session work, he doesn't even give lessons.