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Joseph wanders around the ship in between passenger changes and mopes / takes photos. They probably told him go get back to his quarters and start his work cleaning the deck with the other employees
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He literally wants to fuck a child in this pictureView attachment 197288
Joseph wanders around the ship in between passenger changes and mopes / takes photos. They probably told him go get back to his quarters and start his work cleaning the deck with the other employees
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Lol he doesn't want to do this. He has to. The Bank of Anthony Cumia is closed for business. No new 0% interest "loans" are on offer. At an age when most Americans are thinking of retiring, Joe had to get an actual job for the first time in 30 years. He's the equivalent of a guy who won the lottery in his late 30s, spent it all, and had to get a job stacking supermarket shelves in his mid 60s.His whole documented cruise experience looks so depressing. I have no idea why you'd want to do this at his age.
You don't think doing cash in hand HVAC work and dealing coke would count towards ss?Least he has social security to look forward to in a few years ......oh wait he's probably never contributed to it
“Joseph, for the last time: change the hand soap in the bathroom BEFORE you wipe down the toilets.”Batten down the hatches, Mr. Cumia!
And swab the poop deck when you're done with the spuds.
“Joseph, for the last time: change the hand soap in the bathroom BEFORE you wipe down the toilets.”
I bet when he gets back home he mentions his "sea legs". He thinks he is a Navy veteran now. He is going to spend more time on that boat than he did in the Army.HARD TO STARBOARD, MR. CUMIA!
Moo-moo, Captain!
I bet when he gets back home he mentions his "sea legs". He thinks he is a Navy veteran now. He is going to spend more time on that boat than he did in the Army.
DAMN THE TORPEDOES, MR. CUMIA!
May I take my 15, Captain? I need to use the latrine.
He is almost eligible for full social security but there's no way he has 30 years of solid income and as a self-employed person he has likely never contributed, either. Bunch of $0 years on that history lmaoLol he doesn't want to do this. He has to. The Bank of Anthony Cumia is closed for business. No new 0% interest "loans" are on offer. At an age when most Americans are thinking of retiring, Joe had to get an actual job for the first time in 30 years. He's the equivalent of a guy who won the lottery in his late 30s, spent it all, and had to get a job stacking supermarket shelves in his mid 60s.
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