He didn’t deny it.

[NoBacon]

Found on /davesmithcomic

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Boo

 

[NoBacon]

Boo

not everything has to be bomb threats and dramatic meltdowns my guy

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

AIYYO THIS NIGGA EATIN ALPO

 

[Harry Powell]

The brevity really worked for me here.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

At the risk of correcting the record, if you were right he would have said "No I don't child. Never have".

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I'm skeptical he even uses a spoon. Niki's tried putting it in a bowl but Pat comes running into the kitchen as soon as he hears the can opener. He'll grab the can and immediately start digging it out with his fingers.

 

[guest]

Most of those plates of shit he posts online look less appetising than dog food so he can't really deny it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m all in with the small, lifestyle related accusations.

Pat fills his car with regular unleaded because he can’t afford premium.

Pat only takes Niki to happy hour because he can’t afford regular menu

 

[MonsterSteve]

He probably has a contraption like in the beginning of BTTF where the robot automatically opens the dog food and slops it right into the bowl as Pig comes running in.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m all in with the small, lifestyle related accusations.

Pat fills his car with regular unleaded because he can’t afford premium.

Pat only takes Niki to happy hour because he can’t afford regular menu

He uses his mother in laws Netflix account

 

[Prince Bvstin]

"The texture suits my pallette" Illiterate boob

 

[NoBacon]

"The texture suits my pallette" Illiterate boob

Hey buddy I didn’t type that, Patrick s Tomlinson did. If you think I did it, then you’re wrong and if you insist it was me I’ll go on Dan’s podcast and cry. Is that what you want? If that’s what you want then I will address each and every message you make towards me while crying.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm skeptical he even uses a spoon. Niki's tried putting it in a bowl but Pat comes running into the kitchen as soon as he hears the can opener. He'll grab the can and immediately start digging it out with his fingers.

No need for spoons. She just pours everything in his trough and he’ll eat it when he wakes up.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

I'm all in with the Red Dwarf references

 

[NoBacon]

I'm all in with the Red Dwarf references

i don’t want Pat to watch it and copy it, though. He will absolutely shamelessly steal from it and make it boring and gay

 

[medium wyzzz]

"The omission of a denial is basically a confession"

--IggysGlove

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Hey buddy I didn’t type that, Patrick s Tomlinson did. If you think I did it, then you’re wrong and if you insist it was me I’ll go on Dan’s podcast and cry. Is that what you want? If that’s what you want then I will address each and every message you make towards me while crying.

Guess you said some things that, uhhhhhfended some people.

 

[1073waaf]

I’m all in with the small, lifestyle related accusations.

Pat fills his car with regular unleaded because he can’t afford premium.

Pat only takes Niki to happy hour because he can’t afford regular menu

I highly doubt Rick’s V6 Mustang requires premium gasoline.