Having watched Alien yesterday and Aliens tonight I have concluded

[FLUUUID]

Patrick is very fat

 

[RobertMewler]

Thank you. His fatness is often overlooked. We need to do better.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Now that you mention it, he could stand to lose about 150 pounds.

 

[FLUUUID]

Thank you. His fatness is often overlooked. We need to do better.

Thanks, I was worried that I might be stepping on people's toes bringing this up, but dammit he is a portly gentleman and I can't keep living a lie by denying it

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

James Ham-eron
Pigourney Weaver
Pigley Scott

 

[FLUUUID]

Hogson
Hambert
Porker
Sigourney Feeder

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Stay away from her, you BI-... You know what, on second thought, you can just have her. I'm out - toodles!"

 

[Meownaw]

Nosthomo

 

[Raymond]

Strange how he prefers Aliens and watches it without probably ever feeling a little sting.

 

[guest]

Strange how he prefers Aliens and watches it without probably ever feeling a little sting.

The mostly come at night, child. Mostly.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Alien/Aliens:
-Crew is awakened from cryo-sleep to investigate something strange.
-Badass female commander. She's not technically commander but assumes the role.
-Black space marine.

These seem familiar.

 

[wbgreen]

Stop making fun of Patty's weight gain. It can't be helped. He's entering menopause. It's a natural life change and weight gain is part of it.

 

[stealthygeek]

I prefer the one with a vulnerable orphan girl who's good at keeping secrets, child.