Have you heard of a butter candle?

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This Xeet was liked by the most famous sci-fi author from Milwaukee, Patrick S Tomlinson

https://twitter.com/AKBrews/status/1714370699597435161?s=19

 

[DougOutDoug]

I love the butter cand...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's fucking retarded. That's literally something only a woman would think was anything other than retarded. Patrick is a woman. A great big fat woman.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's fucking retarded. That's literally something only a woman would think was anything other than retarded. Patrick is a woman. A great big fat woman.

He does wear pant suits

 

[BudDickman]

I bet Pat tiptoes into the kitchen in the middle of the night to eat entire sticks of butter and Niki wonders why butter seems to mysteriously disappear.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat would buy it if Culvers sold it.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

That's fucking retarded. That's literally something only a woman would think was anything other than retarded. Patrick is a woman. A great big fat woman.

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[Juschippinyababe]

What kind of knife would I need to use to trim the drippings once it's lit? Asking for my friend that used to work at Microsoft and has an affinity for mountain dew

 

[Hudson]

Did somebody say "butterknife?"

 

[Hudson]

What kind of knife would I need to use to trim the drippings once it's lit? Asking for my friend that used to work at Microsoft and has an affinity for mountain dew

Dammit! You beat me by seconds.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Dammit! You beat me by seconds.

Great minds think alot