Have you ever tried to #Ruiz and failed?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm again reminded that I'm just not cut out for #Ruizing. Yesterday I got shitfaced while fishing/pooping in the river, came home, continued drinking and ate 24 miniature artichoke and cheese quiches. I puked so much quiche puke. Or is throwing up part of #Ruizing? I keep burping quiche and I feel terrible. I just wanted to #Ruiz.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm beginning to think the problem was I didn't have enough variety with the food. It was just quiches. I did mix it up with the booze though. Malt liquor in the kayak and rye when I got home. Lot of cigarettes. My lungs don't feel great.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm beginning to think the problem was I didn't have enough variety with the food. It was just quiches. I did mix it up with the booze though. Malt liquor in the kayak and rye when I got home. Lot of cigarettes. My lungs don't feel great.

Beer and then liquor is a recipe for disaster

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Beer and then liquor is a recipe for disaster

I think the problem may have been that I didn't jazz it up or diiiiip the quiches in anything.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also regret not taking bites out of every fish I caught before throwing them back.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think the problem may have been that I didn't jazz it up or diiiiip the quiches in anything.

Maybe it's time for you and Adam Libby to make peace

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Maybe it's time for you and Adam Libby to make peace

Chef Adam #Ruizes hard.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Chef Adam #Ruizes hard.

Gotta wonder exactly how drunk his dyke slavedrivers actually let him get

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm again reminded that I'm just not cut out for #Ruizing. Yesterday I got shitfaced while fishing/pooping in the river, came home, continued drinking and ate 24 miniature artichoke and cheese quiches. I puked so much quiche puke. Or is throwing up part of #Ruizing? I keep burping quiche and I feel terrible. I just wanted to #Ruiz.

Im gonna go drink a few beers and enjoy “golonka” (it’s like a braised pork knuckle) with some potatoes and sauerkraut. Wish me luck Abe

 

[guest]

Yesterday I ate miniature artichoke and cheese quiches.

I never knew you were gay. Still love ya

 

[Chive Turkey]

Im gonna go drink a few beers and enjoy “golonka” (it’s like a braised pork knuckle) with some potatoes and sauerkraut. Wish me luck Abe

That sounds pfg.

wwawd Slav food? Pierogi and buckwheat eat pretty good.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

One time in college I had a halal cart thing for breakfast, again for lunch, and a Baconator for dinner.
My body finally tapped out and I puked for like an entire day, and there was mucus sputtering out of my asshole

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm beginning to think the problem was I didn't have enough variety with the food. It was just quiches. I did mix it up with the booze though. Malt liquor in the kayak and rye when I got home. Lot of cigarettes. My lungs don't feel great.

Chef Adam just released a YouTube short on Smash Burger Tacos. Maybe try those?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I tried #Ruizing by having a normal date. It went bad of course, I guess I just wasn’t cut out for it. I guess my #Ruizing will always be stalking them from the shadows before I make my ki-er, presences known.

 

[RaggotFetard]

A couple summers ago, a friend and I rode bikes to Huntington Beach to bar hop on a Saturday. By the last place, I ordered medium heat Buffalo wings, and sharted myself haaard on the ride home and had to stop to take my underwear off behind a tree and throw them into a ditch. I now carry an extra pair of underwear in my backpack at all times. I’ve reached that point in my life, I guess.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I didn't have a heart attack and I also quit drinking. #OpieLiving

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Last time I #ruized while wasted I ate a small taco pizza and ten wings in under 15 minutes. And once I was so shitfaced eating an entire tray of pierogis and accidentally bit my bottom lip open. #ruizing

 

[guest]

Last time I #ruized while wasted I ate a small taco pizza and ten wings in under 15 minutes.

I ate 30 wings years ago when my wife was my girlfriend, we didn't have kids and she went away for the weekend. Friday night I stayed in with my bucket of wings and got drunk watching TV in peace and quiet. I couldn't shit for about 2 days afterwards though.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I ate 30 wings years ago when my wife was my girlfriend, we didn't have kids and she went away for the weekend. Friday night I stayed in with my bucket of wings and got drunk watching TV in peace and quiet. I couldn't shit for about 2 days afterwards though.

Damn dude, 30 is a lot of wings haha. #ruizing

 

[guest]

Damn dude, 30 is a lot of wings haha. #ruizing

I felt like some kind of Mongolian warlord knowing at least 15 chickens had died for my dinner