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Like whoa how’d that come out of me
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Have you ever taken a shit that was so big it scared you
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I've had some bowl winders
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The best is when you can tell just by the smell that it breached the surface
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I have, Suester. I was really backed up and it took over an hour to push this baseball sized, round stuck shit out that gave me a big hemorrhoid.
Now it flares up every few years on my buthole. teehee
Now it flares up every few years on my buthole. teehee
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You're supposed to photograph those ones and show them to your pals.
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When i was younger i used to think verbal diarrhea literally meant vomiting shit
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When I was a kid I didn’t shit for like 5 years and had to go into surgery for it. The doctors said my bowel backup was the size of a grapefruit, HHster. Tee hee
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Yesterday I ate a bunch of mozzarella sticks and blasted out a massive shit. Not like a huge log, but I was shocked at the sheer volume of semi-solid shit. When I looked in the bowl it was like a big brown cumulus cloud. It was heaped out of the water and I very rarely take shits that breach the water.
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Something similar actually happened to me as well as a kid. My mother thought my appendix had burst and rushed me to the hospital I was in so much pain and it turned out I just had a massive backup of shit.
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The only time I ever photographed my shit, my buddy made me a bunch of doughnuts with black frosting and filling. The food coloring made me shit bright smurf-blue. It was awesome. I've also been sick before and crushed a ton of lemon lime Gatorade and it's made my shit bright green.
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About a week ago I ate some natural casing hot dogs for lunch. The next day I took a dump that ..... The only way to do it any justice is to say it smelled like a car on fire. First you have burning oil and gasoline. Then you get the burning leather, fabric and plastic followed quickly by burning rubber. Then mix all that together.
I took this as my body's way of letting me know I ate a hot dog for the last time in my life.
I took this as my body's way of letting me know I ate a hot dog for the last time in my life.
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In the last two years of school, we were allowed to leave school grounds at lunch and eat out. Me and a couple of mates would do this shitty all-you-can eat Chinese buffet a couple of times a month. Naturally it had a competitive element. Whoever ate the most plates (every plate had to be loaded) won. "Won what?" you might ask. Nothing. Just bragging rights. I think it was £5.50 for the buffet (filth). Obviously there was nothing good - no shrimp, no duck, mostly just rice, noodles, shitty starters like spring rolls, seaweed and prawn toast, and meat like sweet and sour pork balls/beef (cat) in black bean sauce etc.
Anyway, after one epic chow down, we went back to school and all needed to shit ASAP. We went into the stalls and each took a pew. I birthed what, to this day, is probably the biggest and best turd I've ever done. It had to have been a foot long. Like the famous picture of the Loch Ness monster, its head and long neck stuck upright out of the water. A healthy chestnut brown with a perfect consistency, it left me feeling completely emptied and almost blissfully happy. Best of all, it had come out in one, smooth movement and the toilet paper that had been tasked with cleaning duties reported back both dry and pristine white. It was the shit of a lifetime. Naturally, I called my chums in to inspect and admire my handiwork. They both agreed that it was indeed a jobbie for the ages.
I think back sometimes to that proud day, and try to remember the various elements which factored into producing that perfect colonic brew - what did I have for dinner the night before? And breakfast? How much water did I drink? Did MSG play a part? - but alas, those questions will remain unanswered; dimmed by the passage of time.