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Have you ever said something to a woman that changed her entire opinion on you?

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
 

gassers

CakeHorn/Say "Cookie"/BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 Alt
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
no, my face is enough.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
I had a tinder match in 2015 that was a city attorney. She brought up politics bc of course she did. She could not believe I wasn't a lefty. For some reason she kept talking to me. First time we met in person we were at a dive bar and all she wanted was to hear my perspective on political issues. I was getting bored and she was getting kinda pissy. I went out for a dart and came back and basically said "listen we can talk politics all night but I'd rather not" and she replied "I just don't like how you have all these facts and stories about why you think the way you do and I don't." And that's when I realized she wasn't getting testy she was getting horny. I think she left a snail trail on her bar stool. By the time we went back to my place he cunt was dripping down to her ankles. She fuck purdy gud. We fucked around for a few months, mostly I would drive out to her McMansion in the woods and drop loads on her face and tits. It's poetry, these feminist broads always want to be dominated to some degree.

Edit: I still day dream about this broads pussy from time to time. I was just about perfect. Tight, perfect lips, softest and wettest vagina I've ever had.
 
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I was also going to say this, its takes like a good 3 months before I'm comfortable enough to just drop it, and once I do, there's like days of "well... why would you say something like that?"
But you only date progressive gay men
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Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
Says our "resident gay"
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
Did you try reassuring her that Down’s syndrome isn’t carried by the paternal genes?
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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I had a tinder match in 2015 that was a city attorney. She brought up politics bc of course she did. She could not believe I wasn't a lefty. For some reason she kept talking to me. First time we met in person we were at a dive bar and all she wanted was to hear my perspective on political issues. I was getting bored and she was getting kinda pissy. I went out for a dart and came back and basically said "listen we can talk politics all night but I'd rather not" and she replied "I just don't like how you have all these facts and stories about why you think the way you do and I don't." And that's when I realized she wasn't getting testy she was getting horny. I think she left a snail trail on her bar stool. By the time we went back to my place he cunt was dripping down to her ankles. She fuck purdy gud. We fucked around for a few months, mostly I would drive out to her McMansion in the woods and drop loads on her face and tits. It's poetry, these feminist broads always want to be dominated to some degree.

Edit: I still day dream about this broads pussy from time to time. I was just about perfect. Tight, perfect lips, softest and wettest vagina I've ever had.
But, was she a squirter?
 
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I was dating this girl for maybe 2-3 years. I can’t remember how it came up but I mentioned that back in 2016 (when I would have been in middle school btw) I supported Trump. I watched the light fade out of this whores eyes and she was visibly disgusted with me. We broke up a few months later and i’m convinced this was the catalyst.

Imagine being this big of a faggot.
This is why it’s best to be with women who don’t have strong opinions about much of anything, aside from the mistreatment of animals (including niggers), pedophilia, and violence in general. Almost every woman on earth in some way is against those three things ubiquitously, so I guess Cumia is out of luck.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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I used to be in-business with a guy who owned a bunch of rental houses & I'd decided to move into one which'd just become empty while I decided if I wanted to move back full time. Some hot gal I'd known for years was coming-round to buy some weed off my buddy so I scrambled to put my nice clothes on, etc... seemed to be going well & she seemed impressed by me having the 3-bed house to myself (whatever the arrangement), then she went to the toilet - I'd not had a chance to do anything remedial yet & the toilet was worse than the one in Trainspotting, she was no-longer impressed.
That bowl was so stained I just had someone replace it.
 
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