Have you ever orgasmed while standing up?

[guest]

Is it possible or do your knees buckle?

 

[Papa Goldendick]

I have but for some reason it makes me produce paltry loads, so I avoid it

 

[quark]

 

[Stent]

 

[gassers]

Tbh.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You collapse every time

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You never had sex in the shower?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You never had sex in the shower?

He has but he was on all fours. Heh heh did you hear what I said? I implied he has had sex in the shower but when he was on all fours and getting fucked in the ass.

 

[HH Brother]

I fuck in piledriver all the time with skill and enthusiasm and shoot big shoelaces of cum, funster.

 

[guest]

You never had sex in the shower?

Or jerked off in there?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If your bed's the right height and you've kept your shoes on you can hang out the back of her right up until the vinegar strokes.

They used to call me the Stand Up Kid.

 

[Dog Eater]

 

[Nick Gerlips]

You've never jerked off into a toilet? Easy cleanup

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I did having shower sex and was fine, but if I ever came from head while standing I think I would crumble to the ground like an erector set

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I did having shower sex and was fine, but if I ever came from head while standing I think I would crumble to the ground like an erector set

You're like 1 step away from Bob Kelly fucking sinks

 

[MonsterSteve]

I’ve jerked off in the shower once or twice, yes.

 

[guest]

There was this fat titted Arab girl in my English literature class at school and I used to frequently ask to go to the toilet in the middle of the lesson. Once there I would go into a cubicle and jerk off thinking about her. I'd always stand and would usually shoot onto the wall and leave it there, like the disgusting psychopath I was (am.)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I like how the notion of a woman potentially being on her knees for you isn't even considered in Owen A Forum's collective pondering over the question