Have you ever openly wept whilst masturbating?

[NortheastPhilly]

I say you’re not a man until you have

 

[Professor Rape]

Maybe.

I know multiple women who cried while I was fucking them, and no that isn't a rape joke. Is that common?

 

[johnnynoname]

no but i do openly laugh after i Jerk off in the shower because I can't believe i'm still doing it

 

[wbgreen]

I go through the complete spectrum of emotions while edging, only taking a break to post here.

 

[johnnynoname]

only taking a break to post here.

......disgraceful

 

[PickleRickle]

Maybe.

I know multiple women who cried while I was fucking them, and no that isn't a rape joke. Is that common?

happened to me once after I busted on her tits

now you'll never date meeeeeeee waaaaahhhhhhhhh

 

[Professor Rape]

no but i do openly laugh after i Jerk off in the shower because I can't believe i'm still doing it

You ever laughed at a chicks face when it's covered in jizz? Post nut clarity and it goes from hot to pathetic/funny. I feel bad laughing at them.

 

[johnnynoname]

You ever laughed at a chicks face when it's covered in jizz? Post nut clarity and it goes from hot to pathetic/funny. I feel bad laughing at them.

never

I’m a polite, young man…..


…I have, however, blew a woman’s face like she was a balloon when I opened mouth kissed her

 

[Professor Rape]

never

I’m a polite, young man…..


…I have, however, blew a woman’s face like she was a balloon when I opened mouth kissed her

That's a funny idea, I'll do that to the next one.

 

[BUBBLER]

no but i do openly laugh after i Jerk off in the shower because I can't believe i'm still doing it

I find that to be a waste of water these days

 

[aRTie02150]

I've fallen asleep jerking off before

 

[johnnynoname]

I find that to be a waste of water these days

Yes but that clean up, tho

 

[johnnynoname]

The “comma” after “up” was unnecessary

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

You ever laughed at a chicks face when it's covered in jizz? Post nut clarity and it goes from hot to pathetic/funny. I feel bad laughing at them.

The white ropes disappear into a clear ooze, quicker than my fingerprints disappear from the doorknob

 

[BUBBLER]

Yes but that clean up, tho

 

[johnnynoname]

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is this because i'm a wop?

 

[Professor Rape]

I've fallen asleep jerking off before

So sleepy

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've fallen asleep jerking off before

The thread would have been "Have you ever openly slept whilst masturbating?"

You ever laughed at a chicks face when it's covered in jizz?

I've been laughed at for licking it off.

 

[BUBBLER]

The thread would have been "Have you ever openly slept whilst masturbating?"

I've been laughed at for licking it off.

Nigga you gay

 

[Cleo's Dad]

A shorter list would be to give you the times I haven't openly wept while stroking the hawg