Have you ever met someone called Sebastian who wasn't a total faggot?

[guest]

Every one of them I've met has been a pussy or dickhead. What are some of them other shithead names we got?

 

[AntSucks]

One of my first ever roommates was called Sebastian. He was a cool guy, showed me that I could run longer than I thought I could. He took me on one of his runs and I did my first ever long run with him. He was also into thin, big breasted blondes, and fucked a bunch of them. He was French though.

 

[fusciasomething]

Never met a Sebastian but I hate Sebastian Maniscalco. No clue how that guy ever sold out an arena, he should be selling meatballs out of his trunk

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I knew someone called Sebastian when I was 17-18. One of these guys who takes two puffs of weed and goes completely silent and immovable. Like, you can push and shove him and he just goes "mmm! MMM!"

One day, I saw his dad drop him off near school and kiss him on the lips!

Me and my friend laughed at that for about 10 minutes.

 

[UnPRePared]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , did you ever meet Sebastian Cabot from Family Affair?

He strikes me as the kind of guest who'd eat too many portions at your dinner party and finish off the whole tray of bacon wrapped shrimp. Real FAWKIN problem, that guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , did you ever meet Sebastian Cabot from Family Affair?

He strikes me as the kind of guest who'd eat too many portions at your dinner party and finish off the whole tray of bacon wrapped shrimp. Real FAWKIN problem, that guy.

The name didn't ring any bells so I googled him. I met that fat fuck like 50 times and I always thought he was Lucieno Pavarotti. No wonder he was always such a cold prick when I said I loved hearing him do Ave Maria.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was a kid named Sebastian in my grade 9 geography class. He was a pussy. I started calling him Leonardo and it stuck.

 

[Cumiace]

Where we at with Alistair's?

 

[Cuphead]

Used to work with one. He was a cool guy.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

Sebastion Bach is a faggot.

Hope this helps

 

[guest]

Luke/Lucas. Mostly Polacks though

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Never met a Sebastian, but it seems Sebastian Bach and Sebastian Janikowski are confirmed dickheads.

Going by people I’ve met, Adam, Andrew, Ed, Keith, and Gary are my least favorite.

I’ve known a couple Jennifers that annoyed the shit out of me; however, the two Karens I’ve known have been real sweethearts, and one had the best tits.

 

[wbgreen]

Dis lobsta was 'ight.

 

[Sputnik]

Preston.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Never met a Sebastian, but it seems Sebastian Bach and Sebastian Janikowski are confirmed dickheads.

Going by people I’ve met, Adam, Andrew, Ed, Keith, and Gary are my least favorite.

I’ve known a couple Jennifers that annoyed the shit out of me; however, the two Karens I’ve known have been real sweethearts, and one had the best tits.

Every Karen I know is super nice. Alyssas are all annoying cunts.

 

[guest]

Never met a Sebastian, but it seems Sebastian Bach and Sebastian Janikowski are confirmed dickheads.

Going by people I’ve met, Adam, Andrew, Ed, Keith, and Gary are my least favorite.

I’ve known a couple Jennifers that annoyed the shit out of me; however, the two Karens I’ve known have been real sweethearts, and one had the best tits.

Keith and Gary are awful names.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

BRENT is worse. Makes me sick.

 

[quark]

There was a kid from the Netherlands at my school named Sebastian. Nice kid, obviously wealthy.

I thought it was funny to tap on this kids head and in a sing song voice say "Drumming on the Dutch kids head" every time I saw him. He never asked me to stop so I did it almost every time I saw him.

Years later, my friend who was in on the joke ran into him and Sebastian made it clear that we used to bully him and that he was not amused by it. At no point did I ever consider it to be bullying; just a good natured ribbing .


....and here I am on onaforums

 

[guest]

He was French though.

Not to be trusted in a combat situation then.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Sebastion Bach is a faggot.

Hope this helps

The whole gay Skid Row saga with Sebastian Bach is hilarious. He got kicked out of the band for being a completely insufferable dickhead, to the point where no one else in the band could tolerate associating with him in any way. So they found a bunch of other singers and forged on with them. The leader of the band, Dave Sabo, made money doing commercials, producing and managing other bands so he doesn't give a fuck. Meanwhile, gay Sebastian is constantly begging him to bring him back for a reunion tour, but Sabo just flat out refuses. He just despises him, but never actually says so, which drives Bach mad with rage. Now I personally always thought Skid Row was awful, but it is a pretty funny story.