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Have you ever fucked a prostitute?

Monk

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I used to skim a few sites like Backpage and I wouldn't get one where I live(Midwestern city with a few hundred thousand people.) They're all ghetto trash and/or drugged out and/or ugly hambeasts. There are also a ton of Asian massage parlors but that shit doesn't look like it's worth the money and it just seems like a bad vibe. Like getting a handjob from some fake nice but obviously sad Asian lady in the atmosphere of a bad, dirty Chinese buffet.

I don't recall how I stumbled on it but https://www.reddit.com/r/TJRedLightDistrict/ is interesting to read. If I lived in SW California I'd definitely check it out. Judging by the pics I've seen, the chicks can be well above average and you can have a lot of fun for a few hundred dollars.




 
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Regrettably, once.
I was on a working trip in Germany and Bill Burr had a show in Cologne, so I decided to spend the weekend there

Obviously I had fuck all to do, and was insanely horny, so I checked out what was around.
I ended up going to biggest brothel in the world. It's like 7 or 8 stories, 20+ rooms per floor of whores.
Thought it'd be cool having all those women to choose from, but it was just depressing walking through those halls.

Fucked a cute blonde who was dressed like a skater chick. Couldn't cum, had some generic conversation with her about her shit choices in life as I contemplated my own.

A kindly arab taxi driver drove me back to the hotel, where I proceeded to wash my dick repeatedly throughout the night.
 
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