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Have you ever bent someone's car key with a needle nose pliers to ruin their fucking night?

NortheastPhilly

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This is an amazing idea that I will someday use on someone who crosses me.

So many good pranks you can't do anymore because of house and car cameras. WWAWD poo poo on the car door handle? I just used chocolate to hopefully get the same effect since I couldn't find any dog shit.
I smeared dogshit on a girls car door handles in high school. It wasnt even a lovers quarrel or anything, we were just bored and she lived the closest.
She gave me my first bj
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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This is an amazing idea that I will someday use on someone who crosses me.


I smeared dogshit on a girls car door handles in high school. It wasnt even a lovers quarrel or anything, we were just bored and she lived the closest.
She gave me my first bj
Before, after or during the dog shit prank?
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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In high school we'd steal, from my buddies dads factory he ran, industrial length saran wrap that would fit the length of a golf club handle and would be kept on by the head or whatever it's called of the club so you could just run around cars/etc and could do an insane wrap job in like 1 minute.

A handful of times we'd wrap around the little reflective poles on either side of this little bridge and then drive away and wait for headlights to stop at the saran road block. We'd laff and laff. Then this one time.......the headlights didn't stop. Is that the right road we're looking at? Yes it is...that's a huge truck but it couldn't have rammed through both layers of that? He's heading this way, DRIVE! So we drove around town for a couple hours and came back to the crime scene to survey. Some poles had been ripped out of the ground for sure.......but on the OTHER side from where the huge truck was coming? Did the truck jump the first layer like a hurdle and hit the next one? We can't do this anymore.
 

Dennyislife

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No but as a kid I went to get something out of my dad's car and bent the key in the lock snapping it. We were away at a friends house a good hour and a half drive from home in a rural area so it took a day for it to get sorted so we spent the night at that friends and missed school the next day. I was ecstatic.

Ever since then I have been weird about keys and am actually looking at getting finger print door locks just to stop something silly happening
 
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