Have you called anyone "child" (or any variant) in real life because of this place?

[N64 Cube]

I called my neighbor "baby child" by accident and I'm sure he thinks I'm weird.

Feel free to say "cool story bro" or anything better. I realize I suck.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I called my neighbor "baby child" by accident and I'm sure he thinks I'm weird.

Feel free to say "cool story bro" or anything better. I realize I suck.

No, but I do repeat “Noooooo, child” and “Little. Baby. Infant. Child” to myself quite a lot

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Sometimes when my friend comes over and we're chilling out, I'll say things like " pass the ashtray little baby child" and he looks at me funny.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I couldnt say it with a straight face. You just cant take anyone that talks like that seriously.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I say fawwwkin instead of fuckin an awful lot

 

[Stent]

I've had long discussions with the neighbors dog about how he needs to hush and do better. I hope they haven't overheard any of it.

 

[guest]

I couldnt say it with a straight face. You just cant take anyone that talks like that seriously.

This...imagine adding "hush...quietly now...shhhhhh" to your lingo? It would feel cartoonishly ridicilous.

 

[guest]

Sometimes if something doesn't go the way I want it to I'll say something like "fuck, no bacon egg and cheese on a roll"...If I see a friend and they look fat I'll say "lay off the bacon egg and cheese on a roll".

One time we were invited out for drinks by fawkin MANAGEMENT. There was some hot girl at the bar, I was a little drunk and told a co-worker "I'd like to fart in that vagina". He was terrified. Faggot.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I might consider cutting off my wife with some, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah? Blah blah blah!" one of these days .

 

[guest]

I stole a bit someone posted on the old forums a while back.

When someone calls pickup the phone like its a radio show and put it on speaker:

"Hey we got Tom calling in! TOM! Whats going on??"

Thats pretty fun sometimes.

 

[Stent]

When someone calls pickup the phone like its a radio show and put it on speaker

"HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! Ok, go ahead."

"Uhhh. Hello?"

"What's your question, caller?"

"What?"

"We need you guys to keep up. We got Mr Socks the cat in the studio promoting his dinner. Who's on the phones today in there? Why'd you put this guy through? Caller, let's gooooo."

"This is why I don't call you anymore, asshole." *dial tone*

"Fawkin' idiot. You were talking about your dinner, Mr Socks?"

"Meooow."

"Alright, vurrry good. We gotta take a break."

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Thats not how things work" even though thats how they do work

 

[BudDickman]

I would never call someone "baby" or "child" because I don't want to sound like a pedophile faggot. I do say "that's not how any of this works" sometimes, when I'm too lazy to make an actual argument.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[UnPRePared]

I like to do a random "NoooooooooooooooChild!" to Gosia at least once a week.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Every now and again I would walk around and think or say "I WAZ RAWOPED by a pack of ALBOS!" Being a fat disgusting out of shape crybaby no one in their right mind believed I had been raped by island niggers or any for that matter.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I mean if you start talking and typing like him it's over really, whenever we do raids on Twitter and Reddit someone will go all in with the child shit, it's quite embarrassing. Don't let hat fat fuck infect your mind brothermens, we are suppose to demand his demise not multiply it

 

[guest]

I wouldn’t even say that to an actual child

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

No but tape 5 still haunts me. I can no longer hear the words 'imporT-TanT' or 'maT-Ter' without thinking of that fat cunts' disabled mouth.