Have you been called sexy?

[Professor Rape]

It doesn't count if it's from someone of a different ethnicity to you.

My second, better white girlfriend when I was 20 said I was hot when we were in the flirting stages, but never complimented me again once we had actually started dating.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

No.

 

[Alex Zima]

never

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It doesn't count if it's from someone of a different ethnicity to you.

I've got a lot of leeway then so yeah

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

You've seen me, so no.

I said "nice foreskin, nigga"

 

[Professor Rape]

I've got a lot of leeway then so yeah

Is your wife Asian or brown?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Is your wife Asian or brown?

Yeah but my wife never called me sexy

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Also it wouldn't count because that's a different ethnicity. They're you're fucking rules, Dougie. Try to remember them.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A lady who calls you "sexy" is a grandma.

This site is full of raisin chasers and not just boq

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

A lady who calls you "sexy" is a grandma.

This site is full of raisin chasers and not just boq

You’re goddamn right

 

[Professor Rape]

A lady who calls you "sexy" is a grandma.

This site is full of raisin chasers and not just boq

Ive got a raisin for you right here

 

[Stent]

raisin chaser

The more wrinkled the berry, the squirtier the fruit.

 

[Kinderman]

Yes, by every woman I’ve stuck my dick in. Their opinion was markedly different once they got to know me.

 

[Ronnie G]

I got cat-called by some blond babes in a convertible when I was vacationing in Florida as a teenager; it was rather uplifting for an insecure young gentleman.

A few weeks later I was in a Diablo 2 game and arguing with a guy about some gay shit, because I was at my angsty peak and that's how we got down in the 00s. He implied I was indeed not sexy and I told him about the girls "screaming at me" (poorly worded, but true). He replied "Yeah like the villagers with Frankenstein, you must be ugly!" Oof.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Ive got a raisin for you right here

Are you pointing to your dick?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Yes, in my ute I was a handsome Greek God, more like Hermes than Zeus though. Now I look more like Ozempic Stavros

 

[Dog Eater]

Yes couplea times. I once had a chick bawling her eyes out when I dumped her ‘because I’ll never get someone as hot as you again’ (fat)

 

[AssholeHead]

I’ve had two compliments my entire life.

In college, one day I wore glasses instead of contacts. Social studies, the hot blonde I sat next to said “I didn’t know you wore glasses?” Me: *stuttering stupidly* “oh yeah usually contacts you know haha”. She said “ah… well you should wear your glasses, you look really cute”. I never wore contacts again.

The second one, first date this chick told me she liked my smile. We’ve been married 11 years now.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[captain_kamala]

I was on the internet before digital cameras so people could just say yeah I'm really attractive and you would believe them
That's what this thread reminds me of