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Have any of you ever pissed on a woman? (Serious)
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That’s why I’m against making women cum. I don’t want to run the risk of being covered in piss.
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What's odd is it didn't smell like piss. Maybe urine has to ferment for that smell?
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It has a sweet smell.. and it’s not yellow like piss. When my wife and I separated for a few months I was banging this broad and she would gush everywhere.. it was hot in the moment but then afterwards I would get very annoyed having to throw all my sheets in the wash and take a shower. I don’t know what that stuff is tbphwy but by the end of our relationship I would purposefully slow down my strokes when she would say she was about to cum. I just washed these sheets, whore.. go piss in your own bed when you get home.
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I used to pee on my ex’s butt in the shower a lot, she hated it anytime I pissed in the shower even if it wasn’t on her so sometimes I’d try to distract her by choking her from behind and rubbing her clit while I pissed but she could always smell it and get mad.
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Please tell me it was your wife’s sister.
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Yep same story, had a side piece while we were fake separated and would hook up with this girl in hotels on the weekends. Piss/cum all over the sheets. I’d leave a 20 dollar tip to the poor maids every morning.
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I’ve never tipped a hotel maid ever. I didn’t even know that was expected until very recently.
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I only do if I make a fawkin mess or there for an extended amount of time.
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I always make it a point to not make a mess. All the beer cans go on the table, towels in a neat pile, bed spread on the floor, and condoms in the garbage can.
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Are you independently wealthy?
Not many people have that kind of money just lying around
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Only wealthy people and neo-nazis, per Patrick S. Tomlinson.
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I only tip if they're white. I also only stay in Hiltons and they've cut their housekeeping to on demand because of "covid". They can eat dick now.
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An old guy wanted me to pee on him but I got pee shy! So instead I had to pee in a cup in private and he dumped it on himself in the bathtub.
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I've pissed on chicks and in chicks' mouths. I've also let a woman piss on me once. It did nothing for me. I'm game to do whatever vile shit women ask me to do to them though.
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I usually stay at Hiltons too. But I stayed at a Hyatt for a vacation recently and they had housekeeping every day like COVID never happened. Hilton can suck a dick. Housekeeping is one of the perks of staying at a hotel, and they're being cheap kikes.
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