Has your penis smell ever offended anyone?

[CumiaPoodle]

Has the smell of your penis ever bothered anyone? When I was a teenager I came back from the gym and my bitch was there waiting for me. I had to shit badly so I went and took a shit. When she was blowing me she said that my dick and balls smelled like diarrhea. No she didn’t stop and I would have hit her if she raised the issue again.

So what about you fellas?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

No hildy you cannot talk about children loving the smell of your dick so don’t even start.

 

[Front 242]

My first blowjob. It was spring and I was in the 9th grade. My mexican girlfriend (14) was blowing me enthusiastically in my garage on a hot summer's afternoon. All of a sudden I can hear my dad's voice calling out for me from beyond the big garage door. She was a trooper because she just kept going. When it was almost too late and i could hear my father approaching from outside she jumped to her feet quickly and acted nonchalant. I fished my dick back into my pants in an instant and then his head appeared from behind the door. He said what are you doing in here. This all happened in like 3 seconds, so as soon as he popped in, her warm mexican saliva was still all over the ole boy. I made egg whites in my drawls nigga. I said dad... we were just chilling, pimp. While furiously cooming.

Now I have to strangle working girls to death in order to climax

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I've been spraying cologne on my balls since I was a wee lad

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I've been spraying cologne on my balls since I was a wee lad

Any recommendations?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Any recommendations?

Givenchy work pretty good..

what are some of them other ball colognes we got?

 

[CokeCanCock]

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Givenchy work pretty good..

what are some of them other ball colognes we got?

Thanks dude I’m actually looking for new smell good. Appreciate it papa

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I sometimes fall into deep pits of brrooooooding sadfaggotry and don't shower much and my supervisor said I had a smelly dick from two stalls away.

 

[Phish]

Lemme smell yo dick

 

[guest]

My first blowjob. It was spring and I was in the 9th grade. My mexican girlfriend (14) was blowing me enthusiastically in my garage on a hot summer's afternoon. All of a sudden I can hear my dad's voice calling out for me from beyond the big garage door. She was a trooper because she just kept going. When it was almost too late and i could hear my father approaching from outside she jumped to her feet quickly and acted nonchalant. I fished my dick back into my pants in an instant and then his head appeared from behind the door. He said what are you doing in here. This all happened in like 3 seconds, so as soon as he popped in, her warm mexican saliva was still all over the ole boy. I made egg whites in my drawls nigga. I said dad... we were just chilling, pimp. While furiously cooming.

Now I have to strangle working girls to death in order to climax

10/10 ending

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Lemme smell yo dick

this song is so good and soulful

5 in the morn, the hell is going on

i can smell that chick

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I sometimes fall into deep pits of brrooooooding sadfaggotry and don't shower much and my supervisor said I had a smelly dick from two stalls away.

Love ya man

 

[guest]

My first blowjob. It was spring and I was in the 9th grade. My mexican girlfriend (14) was blowing me enthusiastically in my garage on a hot summer's afternoon. All of a sudden I can hear my dad's voice calling out for me from beyond the big garage door. She was a trooper because she just kept going. When it was almost too late and i could hear my father approaching from outside she jumped to her feet quickly and acted nonchalant. I fished my dick back into my pants in an instant and then his head appeared from behind the door. He said what are you doing in here. This all happened in like 3 seconds, so as soon as he popped in, her warm mexican saliva was still all over the ole boy. I made egg whites in my drawls nigga. I said dad... we were just chilling, pimp. While furiously cooming.

Now I have to strangle working girls to death in order to climax

You blew a load while talking to your dad? Have you told anyone else this? A shrink maybe?

 

[Front 242]

You blew a load while talking to your dad? Have you told anyone else this? A shrink maybe?

I was on the edge. The fear took me over the edge. Therapists are Jewish magicians and I don't trust them.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

No, but my shake off game is pretty poor so for sure there may be some residual fluid in and around my Jap's eye just as an extra treat when I'm getting blowies.