Has Jason Schwartzman ever been in a movie that wasn't hipster fag shit?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I say no.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I Heart Huckabees? More like I Fart Fuckabees. Fuckin thing sucks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've gotta be 3/4s through this piece of shit and I couldn't even tell you what it's about.

 

[fenrir]

Clearly, you've never seen Scott Pilgrim vs the World:

Fag shit, indeed. Ha!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Schwartz Man sounds like the worst super hero ever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ, existentialism, we get it. Holy FUCK. This is a fucking terrible movie.

 

[1073waaf]

He’s certainly no Jimmy Schwartzman.

 

[johnnynoname]

he's actually NOT jewish btw

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

he's actually NOT jewish btw

Isn't he a Coppola?

Edit: I looked it up. Rocky's retarded girlfriend is his mother. His dad is a hardcore jew.

 

[johnnynoname]

I looked it up. Rocky's retarded girlfriend is his mother.

so he's more of a wop than a jew

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Slackers from 2002. It was like a less good *American Pie with Big Pete from Pete and Pete in it. I liked it a lot as a teenager, haven't gone back since assured I'd hate it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Slackers from 2002. It was like a less good Pie with Big Pete from Pete and Pete in it. I liked it a lot as a teenager, haven't gone back since assured I'd hate it.

I forgot all about that one. I liked that movie too.

Spun is also a decent movie but it is hipstery and gay.

 

[Jenna]

The only film I genuinely appreciated his performance was that tediously long movie Funny People with Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen. He played Rogen's roommate who had a role on a sitcom and was constantly rubbing it in Rogan's face.

 

[EraGodless]

so he's more of a wop than a jew

"Jews with better food"- Tony Soprano

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Rooney listen purdy gud

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only film I genuinely appreciated his performance was that tediously long movie Funny People with Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen. He played Rogen's roommate who had a role on a sitcom and was constantly rubbing it in Rogan's face.

Oh yeah. One of the only things I remember from that movie is Seth Rogen saying he looks like Jackson Browne.

 

[IanCurtis]

He is a lusterless man who makes little impression (even in films where he's the lead or movies I semi-like - Rushmore/Darjeeling), I guess he's easy to work with or directors mistakenly cast him thinking he has that Eliot Gould passive-charm... but he really doesn't.. and he's physically unappealing too, and getting uglier as he gets older...

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I want him to do a movie where Jason Biggs dismembers him.

 

[Dog Eater]

He’s great in Rushmore and I hate his jewish face in everything else. Extremely rare car crash for @johnnynoname for making me doubt my instinctive nose measuring.

 

[johnnynoname]

He’s great in Rushmore and I hate his jewish face in everything else. Extremely rare car crash for @johnnynoname for making me doubt my instinctive nose measuring.

frankly, I should be car crashed more