Has a fat chick ever asked you to eat her pussy?

[guest]

I fucked a fat chick and had the worst post-nut regret.
Then she said "it's not fair you got to cum but I didn't! you should eat my pussy!" which fucking disgusted me. I was already getting dressed and wanted her out.

I didn't do it, that fucking horrified me. She kept begging me for me to eat her out, no means no. If the genders were reversed then I'd be a sex pest.

I hate fat women.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I worked with a guy who passed out and nearly died because a fat bird sat on his face whilst doing it.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don’t know how anyone could even get it up with a fat chick. I don’t see them as sexual beings. I’d rather bang a butterface.

 

[1073waaf]

I ate out this chick once who was kind of chubby and her pussy had a strange maple flavor to it. Her tits felt weird too. I tried to stick it in but she said I had to use a condom so I just brought her home.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Yes, but since I've never had sex with a thin woman, I have nothing to compare the experience to. I'll say it never really felt gross or smelled bad. The first fat girl I ever ate out had her clit pierced so I just batted the piercing around like a speed bag until she let me go.

 

[NotGreggHughes]

When I was in college, I was dating this slim, artsy chick. There was a pretty heavy girl that was around a lot because she was in artsy girl's friend group. She kind of looked like a fat Rashida Jones. She had gigantic tits, too.

Her and I used to sneak away from parties when we were wasted and hook up on the bathroom and I'd unleash on those giant milkers. I still think back on it fondly.

The artsy girl i was hooking up with never found out either. She did walk in on me hooking up with her best friend later on though. Her best friend and I were both so drunk that we apparently didn't notice her when she walked in and just kept fucking while artsy girl had a huge screaming fit right outside the door. I just thought it was general party noise at the time.

Overall, college fucking sucked but the ease of access to girls that were ready to fuck was amazing.

Anyway, the point is that i love huge tits and as such, have had to occasionally make concessions about weight in the past. I've never regretted it.

 

[guest]

If they need to ask then I'm clearly not drunk enough to be with them. You're the one who should be ashamed.

 

[DominusOdium]

I ate out this chick once who was kind of chubby and her pussy had a strange maple flavor to it. Her tits felt weird too. I tried to stick it in but she said I had to use a condom so I just brought her home.

That was dried piss.

 

[NotGreggHughes]

That was dried piss.

That's 100% what it was. Probably had high blood sugar. This dude ate pee.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"it's not fair you got to cum but I didn't!"

Women always try to cheat the game. It's like in pool "Do I get two shots? Do I get another shot".

No bitch. You get nothing. You LOSE.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Always eating with these fats.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

That's 100% what it was. Probably had high blood sugar. This dude ate pee.

Probably some yeast involved too.

 

[Dog Eater]

I ate a fat chicks ass once does that count?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I ate a fat chicks ass once does that count?

I love eating ass, but that's even too disgusting for me dawg.

 

[1073waaf]

That's 100% what it was. Probably had high blood sugar. This dude ate pee.

I’ve let girls pee in my mouth before and it didn’t taste like that.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"it's not fair you got to cum but I didn't!"

Women always try to cheat the game. It's like in pool "Do I get two shots? Do I get another shot".

No bitch. You get nothing. You LOSE.

Exactly. Sorry I was able to release, stupid. Go flick your bean while I post on the forums

 

[More Worser]

I am controlled by my dick. I blame others for this.

Guess how I know you’re brown

 

[guest]

"it's not fair you got to cum but I didn't!"

Women always try to cheat the game. It's like in pool "Do I get two shots? Do I get another shot".

No bitch. You get nothing. You LOSE.

I need a WOMAN! Not a little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt!

 

[NotGreggHughes]

Probably some yeast involved too.

Sugar and yeast... the kind of pussy that would make a recovering alcoholic have to reset their day count. No thanks.

 

[NotGreggHughes]

I’ve let girls pee in my mouth before and it didn’t taste like that.

Maybe those other girls weren't pre-diabetic like the chubster that you let coat your mouth with dried piss, you fucking degenerate piss pig.