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Happy Kwanzaa everyone!!!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The guy that created Kwanzaa was arrested for beating up and holding women hostage. One woman he beat her in the head with a toaster.

I actually saw multiple news pieces on kwanza yesterday like it’s a real and serious holiday and not just some nonsense from a wacko who hated all white and Jewish people. I can’t believe it’s more than one day! One report I saw was how young white kids were learning about it because of their parents severe white guilt.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Do people still pretend like that’s a real thing? I’ve never met a black person who gave a shit about Kwanza
I was watching local news last night and they showed a kwanza celebration in Philadelphia. It was about 6 blacks standing around the candles and some big chick talking into a microphone, complete with BLM flags and Rasta colors.

Fawkin’ had me howling
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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The guy that created Kwanzaa was arrested for beating up and holding women hostage. One woman he beat her in the head with a toaster.

I actually saw multiple news pieces on kwanza yesterday like it’s a real and serious holiday and not just some nonsense from a wacko who hated all white and Jewish people. I can’t believe it’s more than one day! One report I saw was how young white kids were learning about it because of their parents severe white guilt.

Skit idea. Black panthers scrambling to make up fake holiday customs and traditions now that people are actually asking questions.
 
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