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Happy Canada Day

Lamont & Tonelli

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My Canada Day Report
by Lamont & Tonelli, 2nd Grade
Canada is a big country but it has a lot of empty space. There are many animals there such as moose, beavers, loons, Quebecois, and drop bears. My Daddy says Canada is dumb and comunest because they have milk in bags. Canada has a lot of both kinds of Indians. Many famous musicians are from Canada as well like Rush, Celine Dion and Tom Jones. I would like to visit Canada some day.
Here is a list of Canadian things I like:
Norm Macdonald
The Kids in the Hall
Phil Hartman
Nicole DeBoer
Trailer Park Boys
(Insert City Name) Roughriders
Terrance & Philip
Poutine
Canadian raising
Newfies
Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Tom Green
Kenny vs Spenny
All-Dressed potato chips
Bricklin SV-1
 

Turk February

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I'd rather list 156 ways to kill Canadians.
I live near a small park that commemorates where a single woman named Laura Secord had trapped 200 American invaders and handed them over to Indians for their particular brand of justice. Americans haven't mastered 1 way to kill Canadians, I doubt they'd know 156.
 

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Turk February

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Some faggot tried to hand me a pride pamphlet at the parade. Canada is dead.
Canada is, was, and always will be the gayest of the countries of the Western world. We invented Kids in the Hall, the NDP, and learning to speak French in elementary school. Next time you see a pride flag say "No thanks, I already have the gayest flag on earth, and its got a maple leaf right in the middle, and it represents all the queers and foreigners you can imagine, and ones you haven't even imagined yet" and say it with pride! NATIONAL PRIDE!
 
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Canada is, was, and always will be the gayest of the countries of the Western world. We invented Kids in the Hall, the NDP, and learning to speak French in elementary school. Next time you see a pride flag say "No thanks, I already have the gayest flag on earth, and its got a maple leaf right in the middle, and it represents all the queers and foreigners you can imagine, and ones you haven't even imagined yet" and say it with pride! NATIONAL PRIDE!
I also saw a guy with a Kill All Pedophiles shirt in the crowd and I was trying to decide if he was the biggest faggot in attendance
 
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Nice making the air quality around here dogshit, stupid.
I was at Chinatown earlier and all the Chinks are suffering allergies...red noses, teary eyes, hacking and spitting everywhere...they have such weak respiratory systems (notice how they used to wear masks in Hong Kong, Vietnam, etc since the 70s?) Anyway, there's a chink-ocaust going on in Toronto rn and nobody is talking about this but me...the smoke is killing Chinatown hard.
 

Turk February

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It's always a shot in the gut when you find out a poster you enjoy is a Canadian.
Canadians are just disgustingly over-represented on the English speaking internet. I would say like 1/3 top 100 Twitch streamers, and maybe 1/5 top Youtubers are Canadian. Every forum from Kiwifarms to reddit is just crawling with them/us. Everything that becomes niche-trendy worldwide, somehow boils down in a hyper concentrated form in Canada like Kino Casino. And the Trudeau government has the gall to go "we need Canadians watching more Canadian content." Mr. Trudeau, sir, with all due respect as president of Ottawa, it's impossible to avoid Canadian content.

edit : Just looked it up out of curiosity, there are 1.1 billion English speakers in the world, Canada has like 35 million people, I think? Jesus Christ. For all intent and purposes we've conquered the internet.
 

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you got gowan and leonard cohen and all your cartoons are weird and they always made me feel weird when I watched them
 
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