Happy Birthday Marion

[DoTheBit]

Happy birthday to this Muppet hair-havin’ broad. That’s all I got.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Happy birthday to this Muppet hair-havin’ broad. That’s all I got.

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That's one of my favorite pics in the OnA universe. It's never not funny

 

[guest]

as you made this post, and as I type this, Marion is leading the conga line on some cheap boomer cruise somewhere in the Caribbean after three glasses of merlot

I hope she gets pushed overboard into the bermuda triangle

 

[DoTheBit]

as you made this post, and as I type this, Marion is leading the conga line on some cheap boomer cruise somewhere in the Caribbean after three glasses of merlot

I hope she gets pushed overboard into the bermuda triangle

“YEAH WELL I HOPE YOU GET PUSHED OVERBOARD INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE” - Marion, probably

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

as you made this post, and as I type this, Marion is leading the conga line on some cheap boomer cruise somewhere in the Caribbean after three glasses of merlot

I hope she gets pushed overboard into the bermuda triangle

Meanwhile her best friend is sitting in a nursing home deteriorating away and living in 5 second increments trying to cobble up any memories from the past.

 

[Not bad]

I WORK Diana! I go to the GYM!

Hang out more with Di to feel better about yourself stupid.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"3 cWuises a year"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Suck my dick"

"Yeah, well you know what? Grow one."

Did anyone ever see Marion's husband? I know he's gotta be some half retarded shlub, but she really didn't tolerate any jokes about her husband and seemed super faithful to him.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

"Suck my dick"

"Yeah, well you know what? Grow one."

Did anyone ever see Marion's husband? I know he's gotta be some half retarded shlub, but she really didn't tolerate any jokes about her husband and seemed super faithful to him.

I just heard his voice when he came in with Marion to the studio once and he sounded a bit slow.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's one of my favorite pics in the OnA universe. It's never not funny

She looks like she’s seeing her name in lights and realizing she’s on the fast track to super stardom.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Meanwhile her best friend is sitting in a nursing home deteriorating away and living in 5 second increments trying to cobble up any memories from the past.

So they're both at sea in other words

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I WORK Diana! I go to the GYM!

How funny must it have been to see Marion huffing and puffing on the elliptical at planet fitness

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I hope she gets pushed overboard into the bermuda triangle

Did you buy her a rock coat for her birthday?

 

[Meownaw]

"You're not 73, 74, 75, 76 years old!" "Name more ages" always gets me. Probably butchered that quote but you get the idea.

 

[guest]

lol she looks like Luiz J Gomez

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I say it every time she comes up but there someone on the sub who left reviews for Joe (I think) under the name “Marion Cruise” and it still shatters my ribs thinking about it.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I say it every time she comes up but there someone on the sub who left reviews for Joe (I think) under the name “Marion Cruise” and it still shatters my ribs thinking about it.

"Marion Cruz", and the profile pic was Marion on that surfboard/wave gimmick -- with her purse sitting on the surfboard for added realism.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

lol she looks like Luiz J Gomez

No I don’t, doggie.