Happy as a pig in meatloaf shits

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Random username]

Meatloaf Monday is back on.
So is prank call Monday.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I have a feeling Niki's going to undergo a soft reopening while the pig is away

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They took one look at his smiling face in the doorway and went "fuck, that asshole"

 

[guest]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Burn it down children. Leave no pedo bar standing.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That picture is terrible. Dead center there's a support column and it looks like the place is so empty that your voice would echo off the walls.

"Hey, Pat. Don't go doing us any favors. Signed, Mgmt."

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Fatback Halfhouse

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m sure the bar was thrilled to see the shitty tipper that takes up as much valuable bar space as he can with his laptop, mouse, cables and other bullshit.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Who set the fire, Pat!?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m sure the bar was thrilled to see the shitty tipper that takes up as much valuable bar space as he can with his laptop, mouse, cables and other bullshit.

I got this image of fat sitting on 2 barstools with a wired mouse and mouse pad set up. Insisting that bartenders walk over his power supply he has going to the wall of the bar. Then them slowly getting infuriated as they trip over it throughout the night. Bravo!

 

[guest]

I can imagine the employees doing some last minute cleaning, happy to be back at work. They all huddle up, enjoying each other's company, glad for the opportunity to once again make money. They look at the clock, 5 minutes until the soft open.

All of a sudden, a large shadow crosses the doorway, blocking out the sunlight. The once happy employees all sigh and inwardly groan. Jesus Christ, Fat's already here.

I bet he was waiting at the door when they opened. He probably didn't notice the looks of disdain and resentment on their faces because he really doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

 

[FLUUUID]

I really hope no one calls

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet Pat really killed the mood when he walked in.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

they're gonna be spitting loogies in his meatloafs. the staff knows he is a creepy asshole

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

they're gonna be spitting loogies in his meatloafs. the staff knows he is a creepy asshole

I 'm waiting for the "bar fight" he starts over the seat closest to the power outlet

 

[Will Tate]

"Our good friends...."
If they were such good friends you would've let them accept money from cyberstalkers during the pandemic, you disingenuous animal. But no, "That money is from my legions of Nazi cyberstalker trolls, child. you can't have it." Fat fucking cunt. Fat, too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet the only reason it's a "soft" reopening is because they didn't promote it in hopes that Pat wouldn't notice that they opened again. But Pat has to return to the same parking spot every few days to take the exact same picture of his gay bike from the exact same angle like an autistic person would and he saw it lit up.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Didn't this fat shitdick loser not even donate a single dollar to their GoFundMe gimmick after the fire?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Didn't this fat shitdick loser not even donate a single dollar to their GoFundMe gimmick after the fire?

I think he had Nikki donate $5 or $10. He actually stopped them from taking donations from us because he's a terrible self centered fuck.