Happy 4th of July!! To get your day popping our soup of the day is Jalapeno Popper!

[fricklefrackle]

Nice nursing home slop, stupids.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

It looks like a worse version of campbells chunky soup.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

the sink backed up again

 

[warchief1978]

They turned the crackers upside-down. Maybe they took offense to us making fun of the crackers?

 

[Zombie247]

Nice nursing home slop, stupids.

From looking at their website. I'm guessing this is around $10 - $12. What a fucking con.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

If you don't want us to goof on the gas station crackers, don't turn them upside down you idiot. Pull them out of the packet and be done with it ffs.

 

[Udders]

Its like they took all the regular day old Jalapeno Popper frozen appetizers and just threw them into a blender and added a little water. How can anyone eat this shit?

 

[Hudson]

They turned the crackers upside-down. Maybe they took offense to us making fun of the crackers?

If you don't want us to goof on the gas station crackers, don't turn them upside down you idiot. Pull them out of the packet and be done with it ffs.

I noticed that too. Someone who works at Hooligans obviously lurks here.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you don't want us to goof on the gas station crackers, don't turn them upside down you idiot. Pull them out of the packet and be done with it ffs.

They can’t pull them out of the packet - they have to use them when someone orders soup. They already use the cheap crackers and can’t afford to waste any

 

[CuntFucker .]

Nice effort, stupid.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Nice nursing home slop, stupids.

The paper liner in the basket is all wet. What the fuck? That looks grody.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

This probably gets asked every time, but who goes to a “sports” bar for soup? Is it 1932? What the fuck?

 

[Kurt_Love]

I wonder if Jon Taffer has a suggestion box where we can submit Hooligans. Fatrick would stand up to that bully child if he tried to shut it down.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

This probably gets asked every time, but who goes to a “sports” bar for soup? Is it 1932? What the fuck?

Rarely I have had a French onion soup at a sports bar, but it was usually a nicer place than this shithole. The only other times I’ve had soup at a bar would have been at a hipsterish faux dive or “gastropub” where they are offering some decent food, not repurposed leftovers.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I noticed that too. Someone who works at Hooligans obviously lurks here.

So it's likely a cry for help. I take it as "push harder so the fat retarded faggot stops coming in"

 

[Random username]

They turned the crackers upside-down. Maybe they took offense to us making fun of the crackers?

I think whatever shit cracker company it is contacted them not wanting to be associated with their shitty food.

 

[guest]

I wish I could come up with something funnier or more imaginative but it just actually looks like vomit.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Some poor illegal Mexican line cook had to celebrate the day of Fuck-You-South-America by making this atrocious abomination of a "soup" that appropriates their food culture in the most obnoxious and racist way possible.

So, yeah, thank you Pat. Thank you for supporting businesses that clearly don't do enough to support indigenous workers and indigenous rights because they want to make money by selling appropriated food to white people like you!

Do better!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I noticed that too. Someone who works at Hooligans obviously lurks here.

It's the brotherman from the old secrete forum who set Pig up. He would post pics/posts about putting boogers, spit, and cumming in Rick's food. I am pretty sure he deleted his account after the Andrew lolsuit.

Sorry you are so special, fatRICK Sugafoot Tomlinson.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Do they pour it into the bowl with a shotgun?