Halloween party

[guest]

What the FUCK, one of my close friends just posted photos of a Halloween party he hosted... I was never fawkin' invited!!! I had to find out he had a party through fawkin' kikebook?!?!

I thought we were fawkin' close...

That party looked fawkin' fun with everyone in costumes and shit. Sniff. Thought we were friends...

And to pour salt in the world, some chick I got to one of the earlier bases with was there. I could've banged her probably.

Oh well. Who needs in real life friends when I've got the uhhhh king of the hill episodes on Disney+....................

 

[guest]

Well I'm hosting my own Halloween party in this thread. And EVERYONE'S invited (except dan mullen).

Let's dance, dance, dance the night away!

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Hey Torquie. That friend, did he even really exist?

 

[guest]

Hey Torquie. That friend, did he even really exist?

I know it's a Sopranos quote and you're implying he literally never existed but uhhhh when you shinkleboutit... since he never invited me... I guess you could say no... that friend didn't exist... sniff.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Well I hope your "friend" gets raped by a black man in a Bugs Bunny outfit

 

[guest]

He probably only invited couples and didn't want you to feel left out. Sorry, bud.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Homo has fomo

Sorry it rhymed

 

[guest]

I’m so sorry Torquie. Let’s get the fawken party started here instead.

 

[Jizz]

i'm going to a huge party, cant wait. last couple of years i went as carl ruiz but this year i am going as a bottle of dewie. i haven't tried it on yet so i hope it fits!

 

[UnPRePared]

Dan is going to throw a party tonight, and all his friends from Kiwi Farms are invited!















That's a reference to how no one over there likes you, Dan.

 

[PorqueDealer]

That was the Pre-Halloween 'test' party, practice makes perfect amiright?
That girl practiced all night what she's going to do to the torquester.
Obviously you are invited to the proper one on Halloween champ.
























Lads, Ive bought us about 2 weeks. If he owes you any money I'd try and collect now

 

[Stent]

A Halloween costume party in the middle of October is for stupid faggots. He was obviously too nervous to hold a party on Halloween out of fear people wouldn't turn up. Ghost that fag forever to celebrate.

 

[guest]

He probably only invited couples and didn't want you to feel left out. Sorry, bud.

Fawking brooootal.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Need I remind you that last year you were telling us brotha’men that you got piss drunk and tried to fuck your friends mom in the ass. In front of everyone. Even dear aunt Sue. Poor aunt Sue. You went into great detail on how you vomited on his cousins baby, laughed, and called said baby a raging homosexual.
You concluded the night when you slapped his father in the nuts with a wrench.