Halloween Idea

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If anyone knows any kids (NO UNCLE PAUL!) near Pat please have them on Halloween knock on his door and say “Trick or Treat, Child”

I would also pay to see people dress up as Pat for Halloween and go to Hooligans. Just call everyone a child while wearing brewers gear. Just some good clean fun the way Denny likes it!

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Everyone dressed up as a different Pat - Frat Pat, 80s Action Movie Pat, Biker Pat, Sports Pat, Matrix Pat, Lappening Pat, R 'n' B Goatee Pat, Mask Pat (if anyone has a fat enough face), Trump's Cocksucker Pat, German Sweater Titties Pat, Brit Pat, Superhero T-Shirt Pat (many variations).

He would think he was losing his mind.

 

[guest]

I'd like to take this a step further.

I will give $250 to a charity of choice for the best Patrick Extended Universe costume. It can be a picture of you, your kid, your wife, your dog... whomever you like.

 

[Meownaw]

I only pray that child isn't black

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I only pray that child isn't black

“The irony is… delicious, child. I can’t waaait to see what happens to you neeeeeeeecksT”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nothing would make me happier than all the happy kids on Halloween going to Pats house to yell “Trick or Treat, Child!” While he has a meltdown. He wouldn’t be able to do anything! Just a grumpy 41 year old man yelling at kids to get of his lawn

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd also like to remind Pat of my previous suggestion that he and Niki dress up as a nightmare version of Meat Loaf and the little Jew chick from the Paradise By The Dashboard Light video. Pat would nail it. Niki would not... but it's still a great couples costume idea.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I think a good, old-fashioned house egging is in order, except throw in some Oscar Meyer bologna with you eggs, teepee and shaving cream.
If you have younger relatives in the area trick-or-treating - or just pay some fucking local kids to do it - that could get it done, I think that would really steam fatso's clams.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Damn I wish this happened while I was still in college. I wouldve loved to go out as a version of Pat, and whenever someone asked who I was I would say “Patrick S. Tomlinson” as if he was a well known person. Wouldve been a great bit.

 

[guest]

I think a good, old-fashioned house egging is in order, except throw in some Oscar Meyer bologna with you eggs, teepee and shaving cream.
If you have younger relatives in the area trick-or-treating - or just pay some fucking local kids to do it - that could get it done, I think that would really steam fatso's clams.

Fuck off.

 

[Meownaw]

I think a good, old-fashioned house egging is in order, except throw in some Oscar Meyer bologna with you eggs, teepee and shaving cream.
If you have younger relatives in the area trick-or-treating - or just pay some fucking local kids to do it - that could get it done, I think that would really steam fatso's clams.

So give him free food to get fatter on? Nice prank, stupid.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Everyone dressed up as a different Pat - Frat Pat, 80s Action Movie Pat, Biker Pat, Sports Pat, Matrix Pat, Lappening Pat, R 'n' B Goatee Pat, Mask Pat (if anyone has a fat enough face), Trump's Cocksucker Pat, German Sweater Titties Pat, Brit Pat, Superhero T-Shirt Pat (many variations).

He would think he was losing his mind.

You forgot Florida Pat, much like he does as he tries to bury the memories under cheap beer and fancy meatloaf.

 

[stealthygeek]

Once they're on his front steps he's legally allowed to murder them unfortunately. Pat knows all the pepperoni loopholes at this point.