Hairdresser bit

[pehawk]

Can someone help me locate the original thread on this bit? It's an all-timer.

 

[Meownaw]

It made me so fawkin uncomfortable reading it when it happened. The thought of him trying to explain it and coming across even more deranged puts my ribs in one of those comb disinfectant gel containers.

 

[stealthygeek]

I think the thread was in the secret forum so Pat couldn't step on da bit. Might've even been at onaforums.com, I'm not sure. I bet someone was autistic enough to save the screenshots though.

 

[pehawk]

It's so good.

I'm bringing a buddy up to speed on this entire saga. It's so vast and nuanced I'm focusing on the hits.

 

[pehawk]

Someone did post a recap here

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

that was a @Jim-sucks-shit bit if I recall. Won’t see him no more

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it. We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut...

new.onaforums.net

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

It was created on a previous site by a wonderful young Dominican man from the housing projects with a 5.2 average and a crack addict mother. And cerebral palsy.

 

[RobertMewler]

This was all it took to make her close up her scissors bag and move:

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This was all it took to make her close up her scissors bag and move:

“Monday meatloaf yum!” Always gets a niggas ribs.

 

[pehawk]

So good...

 

[NoBacon]

This was all it took to make her close up her scissors bag and move:

It still evokes the same mixture of utter glee and horrified shame within me.

An all time classic.

 

[pehawk]

Thank you all

 

[guest]

That bit gave me the most second hand cringe out of any bit that has ever been done here. How didn’t that get him to throw in the towel? If that was done to me, I probably would have killed myself if I thought she actually thought it was me.

 

[fricklefrackle]

This was all it took to make her close up her scissors bag and move:

The nostalgia's bringing a tear to this nigger's eye.

 

[Stent]

Poor girl. She was just a hairdresser caught in a storm of fatness.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Can someone help me locate the original thread on this bit? It's an all-timer.

I'm sorry, who are you?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Thank you all

Politeness isn't our thing around here.

 

[PogromStallone]

This was all it took to make her close up her scissors bag and move:

I don't have it in me to read this one again, lol.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This was an all-time great bit.

Part of what made it so great is that you know she already thought he was a total weirdo. I mean what fucking 42 year old guy goes to a female hairdresser and makes them pose for a mirror selfie with them after every haircut? It's fucking weird in the extreme. When she received the texts, I'm sure she just thought 'this makes sense'.

I do feel bad if she felt like she had to move because she was so creeped out about it but then again, we probably did her a favor by compelling her to move out of that shithole city.