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And you should try to be nice next time.Should try some ricin next time.
I think because it's fleshy but tender like a slow cooked piece of meat.There's something about the texture of a mango that's really satisfying to eat.
My chick buys them at the supermarket cut up and I have to add splenda because they aren't sweet enough. I know they do sell good ones at the ethnic stores though!
Next time wait for a latina woman to pick them out for you. If I try to pick out avocados, mango or papaya my wife squeezes them smells them and brings them back to exchange them. I'm good with watermelon and pineapples though. You can pick a good one by the sound or by pulling out one of the leaves on top.My chick buys them at the supermarket cut up and I have to add splenda because they aren't sweet enough. I know they do sell good ones at the ethnic stores though!
Trader Joe's has a pretty good dried mango, too.I’ve been buying giant bags of dried mangoes from Costco. They snack pretty good instead of some other sugary garbage. You just have to make sure you get ones they don’t add sugar to.
There's something about the texture of a mango that's really satisfying to eat.
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