Hackiest/Most fake O&A bits

[Barzoni1010]

None of the obvious like bra bombing, preferably stuff late into their career when they were in their full " YEAH MAAAAAN, WE DON'T DO HACKY BITS " and yet still did them constantly

 

[Cuphead]

Who remembers Opie's good totally real regular listener Leonard the Trucker? (at least that's what I think his name was)

 

[Sputnik]

Guys I’m gonna pull down the wall. Most of radio calls are faaaaaaaake. It’s an intern or salesperson pumping up da show! I fucking hate this business!

Wassat? Oh yeah ours are 100% raw and real. We’re and edgy show maaaaaan.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Opie arguing with Tom Chiusano was usually boring. I didn’t care when Stern did it and was even less amused when the boys would rebel against Tom.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Cherry darts

 

[LingerLonger]

- The F-U Line was mostly interns leaving hack level messages.
- Any call that was "used to listen to FM now I have XM" or "used to listen to Mancow or Stern now I love the boys" was an intern.
- Stern's first year on Sirius is filled with "just purchased ten subs for you man, you're the greatest radio star in history Howard!".
- Any call like "You guys are great but I love that XM has the exclusive MLB package to listen to out of market games" was an XM employee.
- Stern would also get calls like "Hey Howard, what's your favorite music channel on Sirius!". "I listen to the Beatles Channel all of the time".
- The 100 Grand candy bar prank call. "I'm gonna buy a truck!!!". Douche chillingly fake.
- Sex for Sam was mostly theater of the mind. Half the time the contestants were just calling from around the block pretending for the audience.
- Sex for Sam III was like War of the Worlds. Fake but retards believed it and it blew up into O&A being fired. Martians are fucking in the church.
- Any bit involving hot women in the studio and Anthony and Norton hitting on them or being interested in them. Nauseating.
- Any story of Norton where he has sex with a woman. Some of his stories of being with women would eat through entire hour segments.
- Anthony dating female guests of the show like Taylor Vixen.
- Any Anthony sex story with women. One time he talked about going down on a woman when she still had her panties on and how 'hot' it was.
- Any Opie story from college or his childhood. Pick your (least) favorite.
- Troy Quan's success with women and banging so many hot chick stories. Faggot. Him murdering a woman by chucking her off a cliff was good.
- "We love the XFL and things are going great".

 

[Guest]

The singing contest where the girl sang "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base but it was clear she was doing it bad on purpose and they pretended it was hilarious. Stunk. I think Norton or Nana was pretending to be straight so they had her on ostensibly to try to make moves on her. Awful radio.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Above all else...usually kind of fake.

 

[LiberalPussy]

When Anthony pretended not to love every second of the Gay Off.

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

God bless Angry Typing Guy, I wonder what happened to that rascal

 

[The Sue Deal]

Rockscream Tuesday. Midget sighting of the day. WOW was a complete joke and never got a single person flashed, at least not by anyone you’d WANT to be flashed by.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Is Tom alive Friday

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I told the story of the midget I saw in the elevator and then 5 minutes later get crushed by senior bus. I wanted to call the boys and tell the story but I was sure no one would believe me

 

[ISO__JOE]

Fake and douchey “feud” between two nobodies. But whenever I hear this song now I think about it. Thoughts @BenDovid ?


Opie smashing the pinball machine was pretty bad.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Whenever Opie and Anthony acted like they enjoyed each other’s company.

 

[LingerLonger]

Rockscream Tuesday.

You mean Terri Schiavo calling in to moan for her rock scream wasn't real all this time? "Aahhhh....uhhh......"

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

the ozone midget sighting

twitchels reads the news

erock as tank hankerson/ getting the virus to complete the joke

playing sound clips of porn in the intro

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

The singing contest where the girl sang "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base but it was clear she was doing it bad on purpose and they pretended it was hilarious. Stunk. I think Norton or Nana was pretending to be straight so they had her on ostensibly to try to make moves on her. Awful radio.

You don't think "I Sawl the Sooign" was funny, Jim?

 

[DMAN]

The singing contest where the girl sang "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base but it was clear she was doing it bad on purpose and they pretended it was hilarious. Stunk. I think Norton or Nana was pretending to be straight so they had her on ostensibly to try to make moves on her. Awful radio.

Naw that shit still sticks with The DMAN whenever that dumb song comes on, which is often. It wasn't supposed to be a parody song contest, it was meant to be the most annoying laptop karaoke singer. Shit sticks in your mind for 20 years.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I remember one show where they kept going on about Pop Tarts and how much they love them. Whyhasn't E-Rock set up the toaster so the Opester can have his Pop Tarts?? He eats them every day.

Oh and by the way, Pop Tart World is opening in New York!

Never mentioned Pop Tarts again.