Gum chewers hate thread

[guest]

There are 2 people in my gym who chew gum. Theyre both joe rogan size manlets. How do you reach adulthood and not realize gum chewing makes you look like a faggot? Wear sunglasses indoors while youre at it.

I've got a good feeling this thread will put up da numbahs and give the nigger and kike hate threads a run for their money.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Whats better, strips or chiclets? The phones are lighting up right now. Alright we got Mike from Long Island

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Chewing gum sucks. Have a mint instead.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Chewing gum is for faggots

 

[LingerLonger]

I once punched a guy out as hard as I could on the NYC subway for putting his used chewing gum on the seat next to him. Dude was out cold. And I even warned him I was going to swing and he just sat there like a complete fucking retard and refused to dispose of his gum. Thankfully this was before cell phones so I just calmly walked off of the car as if I had done nothing at all.

 

[guest]

I once punched a guy out as hard as I could on the NYC subway for putting his used chewing gum on the seat next to him. Dude was out cold. And I even warned him I was going to swing and he just sat there like a complete fucking retard and refused to dispose of his gum. Thankfully this was before cell phones so I just calmly walked off of the car as if I had done nothing at all.

Nice work, Heaven has a spot for you.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I once punched a guy out as hard as I could on the NYC subway for putting his used chewing gum on the seat next to him. Dude was out cold. And I even warned him I was going to swing and he just sat there like a complete fucking retard and refused to dispose of his gum. Thankfully this was before cell phones so I just calmly walked off of the car as if I had done nothing at all.

You could still do this now on the subway. Its a free for all down there. If you sucker someone out of the blue, there wont be people recording. And even if some authority found an unconscious dude, it would just be another day in paradise. Like theyre gonna waste resources to find out about some scrap on the A train when murders are as high as they were in 1990

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fuck gum chewing, it’s annoying as fuck especially for a grown man. That’s some shit teenagers do and middle-aged housewives do.

 

[CuckQueen]

I always keep two packs of gum on me, Juicy Fruit and Doublemint. Mainly to give away. The peanuts I keep on my person are for myself.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I don't mind gum-chewers as long as they keep their cakehorns shut whilst doing so.

 

[Meownaw]

We should start a fawkin google trend going. Gum chewers stink. Let's show Ron and Fez we can start one at anytime we just choose not to *sniff*.

 

[captain_kamala]

I love nicotine gum I scored some in an Uber the other day. Before that the last time I had it was in the mental hospital.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yeah I fuck with nicotine gum because I finally stopped actually wanting to smoke cigarettes but still need to suck the chemical dick (so to speak)

Plus fuck mints, they’re cumbersome in the pocket and clatter in a tin.

 

[guest]

chewing gum helps with giving you a good jawline...

 

[Zombie247]

How about a dumb jew who chews gum into the mic.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah I fuck with nicotine gum because I finally stopped actually wanting to smoke cigarettes but still need to suck the chemical dick (so to speak)

Plus fuck mints, they’re cumbersome in the pocket and clatter in a tin.

Live saver mints are okay. You can fit a few in that little pocket next to your regular pants pocket. They don't make any noise and stay put.

God Bless.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Gum is delicious
Bubbalicious, trident, juicy fruit, five gum, hubba bubba, big league chew all fire af fr fr bruh
Fuck wrigleys
Sage

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I once punched a guy out as hard as I could on the NYC subway for putting his used chewing gum on the seat next to him. Dude was out cold. And I even warned him I was going to swing and he just sat there like a complete fucking retard and refused to dispose of his gum. Thankfully this was before cell phones so I just calmly walked off of the car as if I had done nothing at all.

was he a dumb fucking nigger or a dumb fucking puerto rican

 

[LingerLonger]

was he a dumb fucking nigger or a dumb fucking puerto rican

Very dark skinned Mexican or Rican type. He looked like the bad guys in Black Hawk Down or Resident Evil 5. But spoke gutter Spanish.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I always keep two packs of gum on me, Juicy Fruit and Doublemint. Mainly to give away. The peanuts I keep on my person are for myself.

Jesus christ if you get kicked in the nuts it'd be like tipping over a vending machine

All you need is to stuff some butterscotch Lifesavers in your sock and put a sign on your shoe that says "E5"