Guarantees in relationships...

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
it'll go like this, you give a "When this happens" and then give a "Then this happens"



WHEN
watching a show or movie the woman will decide to tell you about her day or some moronic thing she's head or ask you inane questions about the week while potential important exposition/dialogue is going on
AND THEN WHEN
you pause it to prevent yourself from missing anything else the woman will get upset
like it's not paused for the both of you, like the purpose of her talking during it is so that you prioritize listening to her AND missing information



Okay now you go
 

chocolatehellhole

I am a genius btw...was on the Dean List
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