Great Danes. What's so great about em?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Scooby-Doo is realistically just a good dane and Marmaduke is an okay dane at best. Dirty fucker tracking mud all through the goddamn house.



I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress and go fuck yourself.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Giant turds too

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy had one. When it was a puppy (but still big) it jumped up against the window of my dad's store and put a big fucking scratch in the glass. I've never seen an animal just gouge glass like that. That dog was chill as fuck though. Before that one the only ones I had any interaction with were these two that lived on a horse farm down the road and would always chase me on my bike when I was a kid.

 

[Niggerotchi]

They drool like a broad gagging on nob. It's bad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They drool like a broad gagging on nob. It's bad.

We had a basset hound when I was a kid and when she'd shake her head she'd fling slobber all over the walls. It was actually pretty disgusting in hindsight.

There's a picture of me as a baby sitting on the grass and my hair's all soaked because the dog is licking my head and apparently had been for a while.

 

[Niggerotchi]

We had a basset hound when I was a kid and when she'd shake her head she'd fling slobber all over the walls. It was actually pretty disgusting in hindsight.

Basset hounds are cute as fuck, but that's nasty as hell.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Basset hounds are cute as fuck, but that's nasty as hell.

It was a particularly droopy, perfect looking basset hound too. My mom still goes on about how beautiful that dog was and my dad always talks about how he'd always set out pulling me in a wagon and walking the dog and he'd always end up coming back with me on his shoulders and the dog in the wagon because she'd just stop walking when she didn't feel like it anymore.

 

[Niggerotchi]

It was a particularly droopy, perfect looking basset hound too. My mom still goes on about how beautiful that dog was and my dad always talks about how he'd always set out pulling me in a wagon and walking the dog and he'd always end up coming back with me on his shoulders and the dog in the wagon because she'd just stop walking when she didn't feel like it anymore.

Hahaha that's adorable. Little bastard knew he could get away with that shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Gay Danes
Gay Dames

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Denmark is a fag country

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They die pretty young which is convenient so you don't have a big goony dog living in your house for too long

 

[TorpidSloth]

Autistic answer - it's great as in big. Just like Great Britain was originally called that do distinguish it from "Little Britain" - Britanny in France.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Basset hounds are cute as fuck

Are you Mamoru Oshii?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They die pretty young which is convenient so you don't have a big goony dog living in your house for too long

Yeah but you also just have an old ass dog way sooner. I love old dogs but they stink and they do gross shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are you Mamoru Oshii?

That picture fucking rules. Two hilarious looking creatures sitting on a hilarious looking couch.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yeah but you also just have an old ass dog way sooner. I love old dogs but they stink and they do gross shit.

I hate when they have shakey back legs

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Knew a woman who had some sort of balance issue, maybe related to MS or muscular dystrophy. What am I, a doctor? Anyway, she had a Great Dane for a service animal that would walk alongside her so she could rest her hand on his back for balance. FPGreat Dane, ya ask me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Knew a woman who had some sort of balance issue, maybe related to MS or muscular dystrophy. What am I, a doctor? Anyway, she had a Great Dane for a service animal that would walk alongside her so she could rest her hand on his back for balance. FPGreat Dane, ya ask me.

My uncle is a combat vet and has hardcore PTSD and got a fucking leonberger service dog for it. My loopy, dumbass aunt then faked some ailment and got a St. Bernard service dog so she could also have a giant, vest-wearing dog as a novelty so she can be a spectacle everywhere she goes.