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I told the server my name was Jerry Seinfeld. They're about to call out Jerry Seinfeld. 
they'll be like whaaaat haha
they'll be like whaaaat haha
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Got em.
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It was some dumb Indian bitch who didn't react
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
A funny prank I like to pull is putting those little tubs of jelly in a big cup. Then you put said cup in the microwave for 5 minutes. You take cup out, and toss the contents in someones face.
Hilarity ensues as they scream while trying to get what amounts to napalm off their face!
A funny prank I like to pull is putting those little tubs of jelly in a big cup. Then you put said cup in the microwave for 5 minutes. You take cup out, and toss the contents in someones face.
Hilarity ensues as they scream while trying to get what amounts to napalm off their face!
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you could've made them say something rude by hiding a curse word in foreignality, or gone silly; something like 'Dixie Normus'
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I keep forgetting to do that. Mike Hat. They'll be like whaaaat my cat is here??!!
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Boy are they going to feel dumb.
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I remember when I was a kid I watched one of the local hoodlums do what I assume was an insurance job for someone. He pretty much made a large Molotov cocktail but added styrofoam in the mix and i couldn't believe how it splashed and stuck to shit like napalm. The whole car was engulfed in probably 2 minutes.
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You're really not white?
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Lol only on one of my arrest reports.
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What'd you do?
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On the one where they put me as white?
Disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer by accident.
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Lol come on Erock... need details lol.
Was that on the police record? "Assaulted a police officer by accident"
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I got another one, and this is for anyone working in the food industry.
If you see a retard in line, make his food. While no one is looking, stick your finger up your ass, and smear it on their food.
Now sit back and laugh your ass off as said retard eats your shit. Bigger laughs if the retard starts vomiting.
If you see a retard in line, make his food. While no one is looking, stick your finger up your ass, and smear it on their food.
Now sit back and laugh your ass off as said retard eats your shit. Bigger laughs if the retard starts vomiting.
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No it just said assault of a police officer.
I didn't mean to elbow him in the face. I was just trying to squirm around and accidentally hit him, genuinely I didn't do it on purpose and actually immediately apologized and stopped kicking up a fuss.
But it was too late. He was bleeding and it made me look really bad.
This was after a Bruins game many years back and I wasn't the only one arrested.
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That's unfortunate. Lol.
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Lou Sassoul is pretty subtle. Thanks Sal and Richard.
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In the end the only charge was disorderly conduct. The officer was forgiving of me probably because he knew it was an accident.
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What was the outcome? Prison, community service, etc?
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Prison? Lol