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Going to boost my career by suing people enjoying their 1st Amendment rights on the internet. Quick question:
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Just get a cheapo traffic lawyer with 3 stars on Yelp whose office is his 1 bedroom apartment, then have him wear an earpiece so that a Wine lawyer can coach him
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Patrick fucks, you don't
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Not very.
Your best bet is to grab an accountant with a law degree from a cheap unaccredited school and get him to argue your complex multi-jurisdictional First Amendment case before a judge.
Ideally, you'd want to get someone trained in a completely different field of law in a completely different language and country to direct him.
It's up to you whether you get two guys who speak the same language, or have them copy-and-paste everything into Google Translate; it makes no difference.
Your best bet is to grab an accountant with a law degree from a cheap unaccredited school and get him to argue your complex multi-jurisdictional First Amendment case before a judge.
Ideally, you'd want to get someone trained in a completely different field of law in a completely different language and country to direct him.
It's up to you whether you get two guys who speak the same language, or have them copy-and-paste everything into Google Translate; it makes no difference.
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Sorry for not doing the bit but I think I blurt out "what happened to the groceries?" at least once a week in real life.
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It is his best quote ever. And that voice...