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BudDickman

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This was one of go-to lines when he could flex on civilians with his verified status.

Also, here's a pre-9/11 thread where he's arguing with a proto-Pat-poster:

The guy correctly calls Pat a fat loser, and is skeptical about Pat's writing hobby being a viable source of income. He points out that he has many negative reviews, which Pat says are fake. This would be useful to archive in case Pat wants to revisit the court case. He's accusing people unrelated to this community of posting fake reviews.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Fat reminds me of Kevin Smith - they're both thin skinned fat faggots who can't handle criticism. Smith can't handle criticism and attacks anyone who dares criticise his mediocre shit, and Bitch Tits Tomlinson calls anything less than a 5 star review of his mediocre shit "fake". They're both crybaby pussies - the only difference is that Smith didn't abandon his daughter, and is at least nominally successful and well known, whereas Tomlinson is more obscure than Sandy Kane.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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This was one of go-to lines when he could flex on civilians with his verified status.

Also, here's a pre-9/11 thread where he's arguing with a proto-Pat-poster:

The guy correctly calls Pat a fat loser, and is skeptical about Pat's writing hobby being a viable source of income. He points out that he has many negative reviews, which Pat says are fake. This would be useful to archive in case Pat wants to revisit the court case. He's accusing people unrelated to this community of posting fake reviews.

that guy had an amazing ability to distill his entire essence into a few tweets, I mean holy shit is he on the money. The man is Nostradamus.
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
 

Udders

Deeply interwoven in the pest community
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We're dealing with a crayon eating retard here, folks.
This isn't a crayon, child
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fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
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"I'm neither overweight, nor underpaid." He said this with a straight, albeit fish lipped, face. Even people who don't know anything about your finances will look at the easily verifiable false first part and assume the second is also incorrect. How can you lie as much as he does and be so bad at it? I know, he's dumb as fuck
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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This would be useful to archive in case Pat wants to revisit the court case. He's accusing people unrelated to this community of posting fake reviews.
In particular, he's argued in court that "fake" reviews have damaged him in some way. Here ol' Consistency Pat has argued the opposite.

I'm sure that won't come back to bite him if he ever tries legal action again.

EDIT: also I clicked on that search link, and he's deleted one just now. There was a tweet with a graphic - maybe a retweet - that would come up for a second, and then disappear before it finished loading; it happened twice and is gone now. It was between May 13 and Aug 28 2018, if that helps.

Also, since he's reading, Hi Fatrick! Your daughter is closer to any of her teachers (even the ones she hates) than she is to you.
 
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